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Old 07-04-2018, 02:40 PM   #601
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My wife says she wants a car that gets her from A to B ,

Hey I`m up for anything that makes her tits bigger
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"I can't believe our two year old son is already looking at porn online" I said to the wife ,

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Old 07-07-2018, 09:49 AM   #603
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I am all for woman having careers and owning or running businesses, as long it doesn't impact on their household duties.
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How to turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed ? ,

Simply forget your wife’s birthday.


Playing doctors and nurses with the wife last night didn't go very well ,

Once I diagnosed her as clinically obese.



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Women are a lot like video games ,

When they get too difficult you have to cheat
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A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.

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A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.





After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to learn the basics ,

Like how to walk, how to talk, how to feed herself
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Plus remember how never to argue with me while at the top of the stairs again.



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When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of kinky fun.


When a bloke orders a 3 phase 415 volt Fuck Master Pro 1000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collecting tray, together with the optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system, he's called a pervert.



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These 3 women were talking about their teenage daughters.

The first Mother says: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter”s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn’t even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second. "I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and I found a bottle of whiskey under her bed. I didn’t even know that she drank alcohol!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that,” says the third Mum. "I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and you”ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet, a packet of condoms! I didn’t even know that she had a dick"



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