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Old 07-11-2018, 02:26 PM   #13821
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"“A girl’s legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.”"
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:27 PM   #13822
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Got some shock news today. My neighbour was murdered by his wife today. They had a row and she accused him of having an affair. I'm really shocked. That guy really knew how to suck a cock.
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Old 07-12-2018, 03:24 AM   #13823
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All nations have a three letter designation for their naval vessels. For example, USS is for American vessels or United States Ship, HMS is for British vessels or Her Majesties Ships. Italians have a navy which is designated AMB.

AMB stands for Atsa My Boat!
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"I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:46 AM   #13824
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- Please, have some grapes
- Thank you, no semifinished wine for me.
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It would have been a lot easier if the cave rescue had happened in Brazil,All Brazilian Soccer Players know how to dive..
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Old 07-13-2018, 04:09 PM   #13826
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One of my favorite chords is K#mAb7, but I don´t know how to fret it yet.
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Old 07-13-2018, 04:23 PM   #13827
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ? ,

He worked it out with a pencil.



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Old 07-14-2018, 02:03 PM   #13828
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Friend of mine told me he's screwing his girlfriend and her twin ,

Asked how he could tell them apart ?
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Said her brother's got a mustache.


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My brother just married siamese twins.
He loves her, hates him.
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Getting Your Money's Worth

A man away for weeks on business goes into a local whorehouse and throws $100 down on the counter, then says to the madame, "Give me the worst lay you have!"
The madame picks up the money, sticks it in her brassiere, and comments, "Sir...for $100 you could get our best."
Then the man answers, "Hey...I'm not horny. I'm homesick!"
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