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Old 07-09-2018, 12:25 AM   #13801
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Did you hear about the guy who stabbed himself in front of the police, The police said he had some GUTS to do that

I will get my coat
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Old 07-09-2018, 03:35 PM   #13802
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Learn from this mistake by avoiding Injury Lawyers 4U ,

When the neighbours sixteen year old daughter cut herself on my garden fence they advised me to take several pictures of her gash
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Old 07-10-2018, 02:51 PM   #13803
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Did you hear that OJ's getting married again ? ,

Said he's prepared to have another stab at it
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:02 PM   #13804
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Old 07-10-2018, 11:54 PM   #13805
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I stepped on a grape today, it didn't cry but, .... it did let out a little wine.
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Got some shock news today. My neighbour was murdered by his wife today. They had a row and she accused him of having an affair. I'm really shocked. That guy really knew how to suck a cock.
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All nations have a three letter designation for their naval vessels. For example, USS is for American vessels or United States Ship, HMS is for British vessels or Her Majesties Ships. Italians have a navy which is designated AMB.

AMB stands for Atsa My Boat!
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"I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson
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- Please, have some grapes
- Thank you, no semifinished wine for me.
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It would have been a lot easier if the cave rescue had happened in Brazil,All Brazilian Soccer Players know how to dive..
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