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Old 07-08-2018, 06:55 PM   #2651
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I really love your black bra & fishnet stockings. They look good on me don't you think?

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I think there are some missing pieces from this jigsaw.
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Old 07-08-2018, 07:16 PM   #2652
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Come on, Mum. It's sunday.
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Old 07-11-2018, 02:19 AM   #2653
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Yeah, alright, yahoo, terrific, way to go!
No not you, the batter just hit a grand slam.
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:25 PM   #2654
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4393 Hey, Cocksucker Sorry, wasn't talking to you, was just calling your Mum here
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:29 PM   #2655
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Big Grin Not that I`m saying she was fat only at one point thought I was caressing her thigh , which turned out to be her wrist !

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Old 07-12-2018, 03:49 AM   #2656
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We really should change the wallpaper in this room.
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The bidet just ain't doing it for you, so here Happy Birthday I bought you a brand new 1850 PSI power washer for that smelly thing!
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Why did you shave your pubes into the shape of a smile, your pussy is nothing to smile about!
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4399 ~ You want me to kiss you on the double ? , Butt Shirley , you've got more than two chins
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