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Old 06-25-2018, 09:41 AM   #2661
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Please excuse my farting , but you bring the best out in me!
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Old 07-04-2018, 02:42 PM   #2662
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4386 I don't care where I cum and don't care if you cum but I do care of you go
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Old 07-08-2018, 04:32 AM   #2663
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Your blowjobs which are far superior to your hand jobs remind me of M&Ms -- it melts in your mouth not in your hand!
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I love your nylons, really turn me on, especially so if they were around your neck real tight
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Old 07-08-2018, 06:55 PM   #2665
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I really love your black bra & fishnet stockings. They look good on me don't you think?

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I think there are some missing pieces from this jigsaw.
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Come on, Mum. It's sunday.
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Yeah, alright, yahoo, terrific, way to go!
No not you, the batter just hit a grand slam.
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4393 Hey, Cocksucker Sorry, wasn't talking to you, was just calling your Mum here
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:29 PM   #2669
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Big Grin Not that I`m saying she was fat only at one point thought I was caressing her thigh , which turned out to be her wrist !

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Old 07-12-2018, 03:49 AM   #2670
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