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Old 07-06-2018, 10:57 AM   #1471
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I think I may have a body odour problem

My last two dates ended oddly, both women sprayed me with perfume before we had sex

I can't quite place the brand but it had a distinct sharp peppery smell

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Old 07-06-2018, 02:46 PM   #1472
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What's the cruelest thing to do to a one-armed Ethiopian hanging from a cliff ? ,

Offer him slice of watermelon
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My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl ,

So we converted to Islam.

How do you know an Ethiopian is going to die ? ,

Their friends are crowding around with knives and forks
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Old 07-06-2018, 08:44 PM   #1473
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I was once asked to identify a burn victim
It was my friend KFC
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Woman goes into the doctors.

Doctor! Doctor! I've been Graped.

Don't you meant raped?

Well yes, but there was a bunch of them.
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Old 07-07-2018, 06:40 PM   #1475
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The Jew kid in my class handed in an absolutely fantastic essay about the Holocaust today ,

Was so good that gave him a gold star
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A young Jew was knocked down (Backed over) and (Eventually) killed (Hey, nobody saw me) on the road near my house last night ,

His family have been out there all day
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Drawing flowers on the lamp post.


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Old 07-09-2018, 04:03 PM   #1476
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My son is such a miserable cunt,

I bought him a trampoline for his birthday ,

But all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.


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Old 07-10-2018, 10:04 AM   #1477
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I heard on the news that the top Serbian tennis player was down in Salisbury poisoning people.

What the farck Novichok, get back to Wimbledon and play tennis. Bloody foreigners!!
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Why did Fred West's first wife leave him ? ,

She was sick of having the kids under her feet all day
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Imam to another imam:

I met my wife for the first time in a public toilet.

Her dad was changing her diapers at the time.
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My brother's facebook status went from HIV to AIDS to RIP
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