Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 407

**wimbo77** · June 22nd, 2016, 06:49 PM

H.I.G.N.F.Y (Play Your Iraqi Cards Right)

Bruce ''And you have a pair. You don't get anything for a pair.''

Audience and Bruce ''Not in this game !''

Bruce "Ian you've... you've missed so much in your life.''

Ian "I have. I feel i've wasted my youth somehow.''

Bruce "I've got some old tapes i'll send you.''

Ian "Oh god i hope he's joking."

**tsunamiSD** · June 23rd, 2016, 01:12 PM

MaxJoker · June 23rd, 2016, 04:12 PM

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion

~ Albert Camus

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds

~ Marcus Garvey

I`m coming for you

~ Ronan The Accuser

**wimbo77** · June 23rd, 2016, 05:08 PM

Minder - A Lot of Bull and a Pat on the Back

Terry ''Oh my gawd.''

Girlfriend ''Congratulations. You've now graduated to rustling.''

Terry ''Have you seen it !?''

Arthur ''How do you think i feel. Champion of it's breed. A royal show. They reckon it's worth more than forty grand. I should have asked for more.''

Terry ''More !''

Arthur ''Terry. I have been conned.''

Terry ''I've been conned you mean !''

MaxJoker · June 24th, 2016, 06:59 PM

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light

~ Helen Keller

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives

~ Euripides

I might be the only person on the face of the earth

~ Melvin Udall

emexem · June 24th, 2016, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light

~ Helen Keller

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives

~ Euripides

I might be the only person on the face of the earth

~ Melvin Udall

Getting very philosophical in your old age, right back at you-

"I think therefore I am gonnae kick yir heid in"

Descartes, after a night out on the piss in a Glasgow pub.

**wimbo77** · June 25th, 2016, 11:09 AM

Red Dwarf

Kryten '' Are you quite sure sir ? It does mean changing the bulb. "

IronHerder · June 25th, 2016, 01:15 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes

These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

Hospitality is making guests feel at home, even when you wish they were

How can everyone hate you when not everyone knows you?

Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill

The Human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them

Hydrogen and stupidity are the two most common things in the universe

I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess that I should have been more specific

The Human brain is a kludge, best manipulated by cudgel

I can’t walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol

I childproofed my house, but they still get in

**wimbo77** · June 25th, 2016, 07:22 PM

Have I Got News For You

Angus '' And lasty. I made Thatcher what boasts Nigel. ''

Paul '' Is it to swallow. ''

Audience and Panel can't stop laughing. Angus composes himself.

Angus '' No. It's not a reference to food. ''

The Communards impersonation

Ian '' Don't leave me this way. I can't survive... Oooooooohhhhh... Baby! Can't imagine doing Question Time again. ''

**wimbo77** · June 29th, 2016, 07:45 PM

A View To A Kill

Tibbet '' I'm afraid i wasn't much help. ''

Bond '' Don't worry. It's all wrapped up. ''

Bond '' What's this loaded with ? ''

Stacy Sutton '' Rock Salt. ''

Bond '' Now you tell me. ''

Mine worker '' Where's the fire ? ''

Bond '' On your rear end ! ''

Bond '' Will you keep still. ''

Stacy Sutton '' Do you know what i'm sitting on. ''

Bond '' I'm trying not to think about it. ''

June 22nd, 2016, 06:49 PM	#4061
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	H.I.G.N.F.Y (Play Your Iraqi Cards Right) Bruce ''And you have a pair. You don't get anything for a pair.'' Audience and Bruce ''Not in this game !'' Bruce "Ian you've... you've missed so much in your life.'' Ian "I have. I feel i've wasted my youth somehow.'' Bruce "I've got some old tapes i'll send you.'' Ian "Oh god i hope he's joking." __________________

June 23rd, 2016, 01:12 PM	#4062
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,022 Thanks: 633,187 Thanked 640,262 Times in 53,104 Posts	John Green "How to Become a Writer" Last edited by tsunamiSD; June 24th, 2017 at 10:08 PM..

June 23rd, 2016, 04:12 PM	#4063
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion ~ Albert Camus Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds ~ Marcus Garvey I`m coming for you ~ Ronan The Accuser __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 23rd, 2016, 05:08 PM	#4064
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Minder - A Lot of Bull and a Pat on the Back Terry ''Oh my gawd.'' Girlfriend ''Congratulations. You've now graduated to rustling.'' Terry ''Have you seen it !?'' Arthur ''How do you think i feel. Champion of it's breed. A royal show. They reckon it's worth more than forty grand. I should have asked for more.'' Terry ''More !'' Arthur ''Terry. I have been conned.'' Terry ''I've been conned you mean !'' __________________

June 24th, 2016, 06:59 PM	#4065
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light ~ Helen Keller One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives ~ Euripides I might be the only person on the face of the earth ~ Melvin Udall __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 25th, 2016, 11:09 AM	#4067
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Red Dwarf Kryten '' Are you quite sure sir ? It does mean changing the bulb. " __________________

June 25th, 2016, 01:15 PM	#4068
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense Hospitality is making guests feel at home, even when you wish they were How can everyone hate you when not everyone knows you? Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill The Human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them Hydrogen and stupidity are the two most common things in the universe I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess that I should have been more specific The Human brain is a kludge, best manipulated by cudgel I can’t walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol I childproofed my house, but they still get in __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

June 25th, 2016, 07:22 PM	#4069
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Have I Got News For You Angus '' And lasty. I made Thatcher what boasts Nigel. '' Paul '' Is it to swallow. '' Audience and Panel can't stop laughing. Angus composes himself. Angus '' No. It's not a reference to food. '' The Communards impersonation Ian '' Don't leave me this way. I can't survive... Oooooooohhhhh... Baby! Can't imagine doing Question Time again. '' __________________

June 29th, 2016, 07:45 PM	#4070
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	A View To A Kill Tibbet '' I'm afraid i wasn't much help. '' Bond '' Don't worry. It's all wrapped up. '' Bond '' What's this loaded with ? '' Stacy Sutton '' Rock Salt. '' Bond '' Now you tell me. '' Mine worker '' Where's the fire ? '' Bond '' On your rear end ! '' Bond '' Will you keep still. '' Stacy Sutton '' Do you know what i'm sitting on. '' Bond '' I'm trying not to think about it. '' __________________

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