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Old February 8th, 2017, 01:13 PM   #3741
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Have you noticed that my post count has greatly increased. I am now making 20-28 posts/day in 15 different threads!!
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Old February 8th, 2017, 01:54 PM   #3742
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Have you noticed that my post count has greatly increased. I am now making 20-28 posts/day in 15 different threads!!
Most of the members have a life outside of VEF. Plus I didn't know there was a race on Who are the contestants??
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Who are the contestants??
Anal Queens I heard they try and dethrone each other
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Old February 8th, 2017, 05:57 PM   #3744
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Have you noticed that my post count has greatly increased. I am now making 20-28 posts/day in 15 different threads!!
You are indeed ubiquitous TM.

I especially enjoyed your piece about the merits of various brands of hat stand polish. Got me thinking I can tell you.



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Old February 8th, 2017, 06:10 PM   #3745
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You are indeed ubiquitous TM.

I wouldn't go that far myself.
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Old February 8th, 2017, 07:11 PM   #3746
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90% of the men who have man boobs also have high estrogen levels.

Estrogen being the primary female hormone, stop eating those TV dinners UGH! .. .. TM


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For all those who have been demanding a picture of my shed.



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90% of the men who have man boobs also have high estrogen levels.

Estrogen being the primary female hormone, stop eating those TV dinners UGH! .. .. TM


Actually in my case I will give you some personal info that no other member would ever dare reveal. My Estrogen level and all my other sex hormone levels are lower than normal because I was born with only one testicle!

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On this entire forum there are only two leaders. The member who has the most posts is the Veteran cueking with over 27,000 posts. 2nd is Mal Hombre with over 24,000 posts. Many other members including mods and supermods and vets have posts in the range of 10,000-21,000. At the rate I am posting in may only take 5 years to catch up to cueking and surpass him. That would mean I would not only have the most posts, but I would have given the most Thanks. I think if that happens I should get a special award from VEF.
If I could choose my award I would like 1st class round trip tickets on a commercial jet to the city of Perth, Australia, plus paid accomadations at one of their finest hotels.
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On this entire forum there are only two leaders. The member who has the most posts is the Veteran cueking with over 27,000 posts. 2nd is Mal Hombre with over 24,000 posts. Many other members including mods and supermods and vets have posts in the range of 10,000-21,000. At the rate I am posting in may only take 5 years to catch up to cueking and surpass him. That would mean I would not only have the most posts, but I would have given the most Thanks. I think if that happens I should get a special award from VEF.
If I could choose my award I would like 1st class round trip tickets on a commercial jet to the city of Perth, Australia, plus paid accommodation at one of their finest hotels.
Hey! That's posts about posts!

Anyway, we've found you the finest hotel Oz can provide.



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