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Old July 29th, 2016, 11:06 PM   #2281
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Is Max aware that TM calls him fat?
Is winebeavis really on a secret mission?
Is Cuzzy really handing out suggestive tongue depressors?
Does Sandy really know what a kilometer is?

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That's the great thing about this thread. Nothing said here makes any sense whatsoever.
Oh, and btw, Max knows I think he is fat, in fact, he revels in it!!
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Old July 29th, 2016, 11:38 PM   #2282
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That's the great thing about this thread. Nothing said here makes any sense whatsoever.
Oh, and btw, Max knows I think he is fat, in fact, he revels in it!!
Sure he does because there is no way you would say that just so we don't forward your post to him and get you busted down to New Member.

Unlike you I think mods are underpaid, underappreciated and overworked genius' with bodies like Greek Gods. Their decision making abilities are beyond mere mortals and their personal hygiene should be an inspiration to one and all. I'd say more but I don't want to seem like I'm sucking up.

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Bill derBerg has captured the essence of this thread with a clarity only dimly perceived by us lesser mortals.
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Bill derBerg has captured the essence of this thread with a clarity only dimly perceived by us lesser mortals.
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So you are comparing Bill derBerg to a dim light bulb
Wow Bill is one our newest brightest suckupist members
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Old July 30th, 2016, 12:26 AM   #2285
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Wow Bill is one our newest brightest suckupist members
I resemble that remark!
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Unlike you I think mods are underpaid, underappreciated and overworked genius' with bodies like Greek Gods. Their decision making abilities are beyond mere mortals and their personal hygiene should be an inspiration to one and all. I'd say more but I don't want to seem like I'm sucking up.

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Estreeter, have you forgotten your favorite froggy woman so fast!!
No She just didn't want to know me
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I would like to see Jenny's body and her real face. How do I know if Jenny is even a woman?
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I would like to see Jenny's body and her real face. How do I know if Jenny is even a woman?
We could, but mod world is the same as spy world...... it will result in "we'd have to kill you"

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Old July 30th, 2016, 11:57 AM   #2290
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Sure he does because there is no way you would say that just so we don't forward your post to him and get you busted down to New Member.

Unlike you I think mods are underpaid, underappreciated and overworked genius' with bodies like Greek Gods. Their decision making abilities are beyond mere mortals and their personal hygiene should be an inspiration to one and all. I'd say more but I don't want to seem like I'm sucking up.
Most of what you say is true except for the part about their bodies. A little birdie told me that the mods often over indulge in food, and many of them are quite big and heavy.
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