And In Other News Today

Estreeter · June 3rd, 2015, 03:00 PM

And In Other News Today

I always loved it when news readers said that as a kid, right at the end of the news service with a news story that was just general interest or not serious enough to be news worthy.

But, what about a news story or headline you wanted to hear but unlikely never will, something like

And In Other News Today, Michael Jackson Admits to being "Not Normal"

Or

And In Other News Today, Queen Elisabeth released private sex videos, public applauds

or

And In Other News Today, Greenman moves out of his attic into billion dollar Manhattan appartment

**Glen Quagmire** · June 3rd, 2015, 10:08 PM

And In Other News Today, Jordan Carver goes fully nude only on VEF!

A dream would come true.

**axdx** · June 4th, 2015, 12:03 AM

And In Other News Today, Bill O'Reilly was so enraged when he missed the subway train he blew out the boogers from his nose causing him total embarrassment.

Estreeter · June 4th, 2015, 01:43 PM

And In Other News Today, Oprah Winfrey admits she enjoyed being fat and added to her fortune as a result of it

And In Other News Today, Justin Beiber was brutally beaten and hospitalized by a 6 year old girl when he refused to sign a CD cover

doctorj · June 4th, 2015, 04:58 PM

In other news today, Bruce Jenner says: Oops, changed my mind, a woman's prerogative.

Estreeter · June 4th, 2015, 05:49 PM

And In Other News Today....
Monica Lewenski has promised Hilary Clinton she'll go down on her if Hilary becomes the next POTUS, Hilary accepted

Estreeter · June 5th, 2015, 05:42 PM

And In Other News Today....
In a Vegas Burger King, The King himself, Elvis, emerged from hiding since 1977 and declared his fasting is over while ordering 16 double cheeseburgers

Estreeter · June 8th, 2015, 03:58 PM

And In Other News Today....

The Jehovah's Witnesses have announced they'll no longer be door knocking to wooo new potential converts, No sireeeeee Bob, they'll be hijacking telephone sex lines without the callers knowledge and inviting unsuspecting customers to their houses

Estreeter · June 16th, 2015, 04:03 PM

And In Other News Today....

Microsoft announced they have finally perfected Window,
It will be put on the market as soon as Norton, Trend, McAfee and Kaspersky have tested it for potential threats and call it, Windows 1001, Incidentally, Window has been on the market for 1001 years also.

**rotobott** · June 16th, 2015, 04:14 PM

Greenman becomes professional baseballer

June 3rd, 2015, 03:00 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,531 Times in 60,293 Posts	And In Other News Today And In Other News Today I always loved it when news readers said that as a kid, right at the end of the news service with a news story that was just general interest or not serious enough to be news worthy. But, what about a news story or headline you wanted to hear but unlikely never will, something like And In Other News Today, Michael Jackson Admits to being "Not Normal" Or And In Other News Today, Queen Elisabeth released private sex videos, public applauds or And In Other News Today, Greenman moves out of his attic into billion dollar Manhattan appartment __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 3rd, 2015, 10:08 PM	#2
Glen Quagmire Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Quahog Posts: 7,848 Thanks: 349,637 Thanked 135,687 Times in 7,866 Posts	And In Other News Today, Jordan Carver goes fully nude only on VEF! A dream would come true. __________________ If a image or a link is broken, please send me a pm so I can fix it. Giggidy giggidy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 4th, 2015, 12:03 AM	#3
axdx I Love the 80's Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Vice City Posts: 4,487 Thanks: 282,190 Thanked 68,256 Times in 4,223 Posts	And In Other News Today, Bill O'Reilly was so enraged when he missed the subway train he blew out the boogers from his nose causing him total embarrassment. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 4th, 2015, 01:43 PM	#4
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,531 Times in 60,293 Posts	And In Other News Today, Oprah Winfrey admits she enjoyed being fat and added to her fortune as a result of it And In Other News Today, Justin Beiber was brutally beaten and hospitalized by a 6 year old girl when he refused to sign a CD cover __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 4th, 2015, 05:49 PM	#6
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,531 Times in 60,293 Posts	And In Other News Today.... Monica Lewenski has promised Hilary Clinton she'll go down on her if Hilary becomes the next POTUS, Hilary accepted __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 4th, 2015, 04:58 PM	#5
doctorj Junior Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 5 Thanks: 123,734 Thanked 72 Times in 5 Posts	In other news today, Bruce Jenner says: Oops, changed my mind, a woman's prerogative.

June 5th, 2015, 05:42 PM	#7
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,531 Times in 60,293 Posts	And In Other News Today.... In a Vegas Burger King, The King himself, Elvis, emerged from hiding since 1977 and declared his fasting is over while ordering 16 double cheeseburgers __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 8th, 2015, 03:58 PM	#8
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,531 Times in 60,293 Posts	And In Other News Today.... The Jehovah's Witnesses have announced they'll no longer be door knocking to wooo new potential converts, No sireeeeee Bob, they'll be hijacking telephone sex lines without the callers knowledge and inviting unsuspecting customers to their houses __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 16th, 2015, 04:03 PM	#9
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,531 Times in 60,293 Posts	And In Other News Today.... Microsoft announced they have finally perfected Window, It will be put on the market as soon as Norton, Trend, McAfee and Kaspersky have tested it for potential threats and call it, Windows 1001, Incidentally, Window has been on the market for 1001 years also. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 16th, 2015, 04:14 PM	#10
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,100 Thanks: 174,744 Thanked 634,434 Times in 31,421 Posts	Greenman becomes professional baseballer

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