Women jokes - Page 49

MaxJoker · March 18th, 2017, 03:29 PM

Hey in my own defense a sandwich that contains more lettuce than salami and bacon is an insult to the very definition ! , ok

Ahhhhh soon as Mal perfects that time machine he`s working on we`re all going back to such a Vintage golden age

MaxJoker · April 1st, 2017, 05:37 PM

Exactly to the day a year ago,
I asked the most beautiful girl I've met out for dinner,
Today I asked her to marry me,
As with then she said no,
The bitch.

**footstep** · April 2nd, 2017, 11:00 AM

Women's joke?
I need a breakpoint : laugh now.

**rosestone** · April 3rd, 2017, 10:41 AM

MaxJoker · April 12th, 2017, 02:14 PM

Took my wife to the doctor because I thought she had Tourettes ,

I was wrong ,

Turns out she really does think I'm cunt and wants me to fuck off.

I'll never forget what my wife said to me the first time we met ,

"Suckie suckie 10 dollar ".

MaxJoker · April 18th, 2017, 04:59 PM

Me wife was looking in the mirror and complaining earlier today ,

"I`m gonna be the fattest ugliest woman on the beach in Benidorm this summer" she said ,

"Don't be bloody stupid, of course you won't" I replied "Your mother's coming with us remember"

MaxJoker · June 1st, 2017, 02:11 PM

If women held every top position in public office in the world they`d be no wars ,

Just a load of countries not speaking to each others.

**bloke57** · June 1st, 2017, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

If women held every top position in public office in the world they`d be no wars ,

Just a load of countries not speaking to each others.

But at least they might all have flags that go with each other.

MaxJoker · June 1st, 2017, 03:14 PM

Why can't more than one woman play monopoly at a time ? ,

Because there`s only one iron.

MaxJoker · June 2nd, 2017, 08:38 AM

Where`s the worst country to break up ? ,
China ,
You see her face everywhere !

March 18th, 2017, 03:29 PM	#481
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April 1st, 2017, 05:37 PM	#482
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Exactly to the day a year ago, I asked the most beautiful girl I've met out for dinner, Today I asked her to marry me, As with then she said no, The bitch. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 12th, 2017, 02:14 PM	#485
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Took my wife to the doctor because I thought she had Tourettes , I was wrong , Turns out she really does think I'm cunt and wants me to fuck off. I'll never forget what my wife said to me the first time we met , "Suckie suckie 10 dollar ". __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 18th, 2017, 04:59 PM	#486
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Me wife was looking in the mirror and complaining earlier today , "I`m gonna be the fattest ugliest woman on the beach in Benidorm this summer" she said , "Don't be bloody stupid, of course you won't" I replied "Your mother's coming with us remember" __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 1st, 2017, 02:11 PM	#487
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April 2nd, 2017, 11:00 AM	#483
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Women's joke? I need a breakpoint : laugh now.

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June 1st, 2017, 03:14 PM	#489
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why can't more than one woman play monopoly at a time ? , Because there`s only one iron. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 2nd, 2017, 08:38 AM	#490
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