Sexiest song lyrics - Page 2

**bloke57** · December 23rd, 2016, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Jud

If you want blunt 'in yer face' sex lyrics then check out Max Romeo's 'Wet Dream'.

If you like traditional British folk, there are some very naughty songs out there - old though they may be.

Try "The Bonny Black Hare" and "The Cuckoo's Nest" for starters.

**old alal** · December 23rd, 2016, 03:43 PM

Squeeze my Lemons baby till the juice runs down my leg

**Jake Gittes** · May 1st, 2020, 09:46 AM

My Darkest Days - "Porn Star Dancing"

Kelly won't kiss my friend, Cassandra
Jessica won't play ball
Mandy won't share her friend, Miranda
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Amanda won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall
Brandy just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old

But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Cuz that's porn star dancin'

She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Porn star dancin'

Your body's lightin' up the room
I want a naughty girl like you
There's nothing hotter than a..

[Chad Kroeger:]
Stacy's gonna save herself for marriage
But that's just not my style
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
But I want girls gone wild

But I know a place where there's always a show
The dollar decides how far you can go

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Cuz that's porn star dancin'

She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Porn star dancin'

Your body's lightin' up the room
I want a naughty girl like you
Let's throw a party just for two
You know those normal girls won't do

[Ludacris:]
They won't do, I need a girl that's kinda frisky
Drinking with the fellas, takin' shots and gettin' tipsy
Always wanna party cuz she's sexy as hell
And if I ever get in trouble bailin' me outta jail
Cuz she a stone-cold stunner, hotter than the summer
When she step up in the club every man and woman want her
She make me wanna get a stripper pole up in my home
Cuz her porn star dancin' has got me in the zone

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Cuz that's porn star dancin'

She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin right by the stage for this
Porn star dancin'

**Oddie999** · May 1st, 2020, 11:32 AM

Sex (I'm A...) - Berlin

Sex
Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man, I'm a goddess
I'm a man, well I'm a virgin
I'm a man, I'm a blue movie
I'm a man, I'm a bitch
I'm a man, I'm a geisha
I'm a man, I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man, I'm a boy
I'm a man, well I'm your mother
Yes, I'm a man, I'm a one night stand
I'm a man, am I bi?
I'm a man, I'm a slave
I'm a man, I'm a little girl
And we make love together
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to ooh, come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man, I'm a teaser
I'm a man, well I'm a virgin
I'm a man, I'm a one night stand
I'm a man, I'm a drug
I'm a man, well I'm your slave
I'm a man, I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man, I'm a goddess
I'm a man, I'm a hooker
Yes, I'm a man, I'm a blue movie
You know I'm a man, I'm a slut
I'm a man, I'm babe
I'm a man, I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-VcMcHHoFg

**seivad** · May 1st, 2020, 02:13 PM

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
Cause I'm hot (hot), say what, sticky sweet
From my head, (head, head), my head to my feet

Do you take sugar?
One lump or two?

As the band say it can be taken in so many ways!

**Mal Hombre** · May 1st, 2020, 02:31 PM

Spoken]
Come over here!

Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.

Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...

[Chorus:]

Like hanky panky (hanky panky),
Nothing like a good spanky (good spanky).
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky (hanky panky),
Nothing like a good spanky (good spanky).
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Oooo.

Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, (no), I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...

[chorus]

Oooo, yeah.

[Spoken:]

What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Oooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.

(She wants you to) Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
(She needs you to) Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me (Don't thank her), you better...

[chorus]

(Hanky panky) Oooh, yeah
(Good spanky) Get the picture?
(Don't wanna cry, I just wanna)

That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and the doctor smiled,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah.
(Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna)

Hanky Panky, Madonna

December 23rd, 2016, 03:43 PM	#12
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Squeeze my Lemons baby till the juice runs down my leg __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

May 1st, 2020, 09:46 AM	#13
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,099 Thanks: 145,513 Thanked 106,640 Times in 6,180 Posts	"Yeaaaahhhh" My Darkest Days - "Porn Star Dancing" Kelly won't kiss my friend, Cassandra Jessica won't play ball Mandy won't share her friend, Miranda Doesn't anybody live at all? Amanda won't leave me empty handed Got her number from a bathroom stall Brandy just got way too much baggage And that shit just gets old But I got a girl who can put on a show The dollar decides how far you can go She wraps those hands around that pole She licks those lips and off we go She takes it off nice and slow Cuz that's porn star dancin' She don't play nice, she makes me beg She drops that dress around her legs And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this Porn star dancin' Your body's lightin' up the room I want a naughty girl like you There's nothing hotter than a.. [Chad Kroeger:] Stacy's gonna save herself for marriage But that's just not my style She's got a pair that's nice to stare at But I want girls gone wild But I know a place where there's always a show The dollar decides how far you can go She wraps those hands around that pole She licks those lips and off we go She takes it off nice and slow Cuz that's porn star dancin' She don't play nice, she makes me beg She drops that dress around her legs And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this Porn star dancin' Your body's lightin' up the room I want a naughty girl like you Let's throw a party just for two You know those normal girls won't do [Ludacris:] They won't do, I need a girl that's kinda frisky Drinking with the fellas, takin' shots and gettin' tipsy Always wanna party cuz she's sexy as hell And if I ever get in trouble bailin' me outta jail Cuz she a stone-cold stunner, hotter than the summer When she step up in the club every man and woman want her She make me wanna get a stripper pole up in my home Cuz her porn star dancin' has got me in the zone She wraps those hands around that pole She licks those lips and off we go She takes it off nice and slow Cuz that's porn star dancin' She don't play nice, she makes me beg She drops that dress around her legs And I'm sittin right by the stage for this Porn star dancin' __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 1st, 2020, 11:32 AM	#14
Oddie999 Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Central Down Under Posts: 549 Thanks: 6,581 Thanked 5,505 Times in 540 Posts	Sex (I'm A...) - Berlin Sex Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight I'm a man, I'm a goddess I'm a man, well I'm a virgin I'm a man, I'm a blue movie I'm a man, I'm a bitch I'm a man, I'm a geisha I'm a man, I'm a little girl And we make love together Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands I'm a man, I'm a boy I'm a man, well I'm your mother Yes, I'm a man, I'm a one night stand I'm a man, am I bi? I'm a man, I'm a slave I'm a man, I'm a little girl And we make love together And we make love together Skin to skin, tongue to ooh, come on honey hold tight Come inside, it's a passion play just for you Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips I'm a man, I'm a teaser I'm a man, well I'm a virgin I'm a man, I'm a one night stand I'm a man, I'm a drug I'm a man, well I'm your slave I'm a man, I'm a dream divine And we make love together I'm a man, I'm a goddess I'm a man, I'm a hooker Yes, I'm a man, I'm a blue movie You know I'm a man, I'm a slut I'm a man, I'm babe I'm a man, I'm a dream divine And we make love together And we'll make love forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-VcMcHHoFg __________________ C21H30O2 420!

May 1st, 2020, 02:13 PM	#15
seivad Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Old South Wales Posts: 3,174 Thanks: 28,098 Thanked 35,035 Times in 3,171 Posts	Pour some sugar on me Ooh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon, fire me up Pour your sugar on me Oh, I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet, yeah You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine Cause I'm hot (hot), say what, sticky sweet From my head, (head, head), my head to my feet Do you take sugar? One lump or two? As the band say it can be taken in so many ways! __________________ It'd be such an ignorant thing to do If the Russians love their children too. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 1st, 2020, 02:31 PM	#16
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,187 Thanks: 773,298 Thanked 856,436 Times in 57,618 Posts	Spoken] Come over here! Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind, I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind. Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you, I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm. Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease, Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy. Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters, Before I get too cranky, you better... [Chorus:] Like hanky panky (hanky panky), Nothing like a good spanky (good spanky). Don't take out your handkerchiefs, I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky. Like hanky panky (hanky panky), Nothing like a good spanky (good spanky). Don't take out your handkerchiefs, I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy. Oooo. Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me, I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree. 'Cause I don't like a big softie, (no), I like someone mean and bossy, Let me speak to you frankly, you better... [chorus] Oooo, yeah. [Spoken:] What about? Yeah. That's an interesting... Oooo. My bottom hurts just thinking about it. (She wants you to) Treat me like I'm a bad girl, (She needs you to) Even when I'm being good to you. I don't want you to thank me (Don't thank her), you better... [chorus] (Hanky panky) Oooh, yeah (Good spanky) Get the picture? (Don't wanna cry, I just wanna) That's the way I came into this world, The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl." He gave me a spanky and the doctor smiled, So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it. Yeah. (Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna) Hanky Panky, Madonna __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.