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Old January 12th, 2017, 08:18 PM   #1081
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :
1. Just dial the operator
2. Call me, I'm in the book.
3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter
4. The video store didn't rewind this tape
5. Buy me a magazine
6. There's so many great programmes on TV
7. I'll take the film in for processing
8. Max Headroom
9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is).
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Old January 12th, 2017, 09:57 PM   #1082
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :
1. Just dial the operator
2. Call me, I'm in the book.
3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter
4. The video store didn't rewind this tape
5. Buy me a magazine
6. There's so many great programmes on TV
7. I'll take the film in for processing
8. Max Headroom
9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is).
10. I ran this off on the ditto machine.
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Old January 12th, 2017, 10:48 PM   #1083
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :

1. Just dial the operator
2. Call me, I'm in the book
3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter
4. The video store didn't rewind this tape
5. Buy me a magazine
6. There's so many great programs on TV
7. I'll take the film in for processing
8. Max Headroom
9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is).
10. I ran this off on the ditto machine
11. Now you’re on the trolley!
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Old January 12th, 2017, 11:19 PM   #1084
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :

1. Just dial the operator
2. Call me, I'm in the book
3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter
4. The video store didn't rewind this tape
5. Buy me a magazine
6. There's so many great programs on TV
7. I'll take the film in for processing
8. Max Headroom
9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is).
10. I ran this off on the ditto machine
11. Now you’re on the trolley!
12. This diskette is almost full
13.
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Old January 13th, 2017, 08:57 AM   #1085
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :

1. Just dial the operator
2. Call me, I'm in the book
3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter
4. The video store didn't rewind this tape
5. Buy me a magazine
6. There's so many great programs on TV
7. I'll take the film in for processing
8. Max Headroom
9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is).
10. I ran this off on the ditto machine
11. Now you’re on the trolley!
12. This diskette is almost full
13. The special effects weren't remotely convincing!

OK how about the major differences between men compared to women?

1. Men are conditioned to hide weaknesses / women can usually show them.
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Old January 13th, 2017, 02:13 PM   #1086
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The major differences between men compared to women.

1. Men are conditioned to hide weaknesses / women can usually show them.
2. Men want to conquer the world through displays of skill or strength. Women want the world to fall at their feet because they are so wonderful.
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Old January 13th, 2017, 03:03 PM   #1087
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The major differences between men compared to women.

1. Men are conditioned to hide weaknesses / women can usually show them.
2. Men want to conquer the world through displays of skill or strength. Women want the world to fall at their feet because they are so wonderful.
3 Women can look good wearing only socks..
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Old January 13th, 2017, 08:29 PM   #1088
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1. Men are conditioned to hide weaknesses / women can usually show them.
2. Men want to conquer the world through displays of skill or strength. Women want the world to fall at their feet because they are so wonderful.
3 Women can look good wearing only socks..
4. Men can pee with some degree of accuracy, while standing.
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Old January 13th, 2017, 08:57 PM   #1089
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1. Men are conditioned to hide weaknesses / women can usually show them.
2. Men want to conquer the world through displays of skill or strength. Women want the world to fall at their feet because they are so wonderful.
3 Women can look good wearing only socks..
4. Men can pee with some degree of accuracy, while standing.
5. Women are better house keepers. After a divorce they keep the house.
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Old January 13th, 2017, 08:58 PM   #1090
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1. Men are conditioned to hide weaknesses / women can usually show them.
2. Men want to conquer the world through displays of skill or strength. Women want the world to fall at their feet because they are so wonderful.
3 Women can look good wearing only socks..
4. Men can pee with some degree of accuracy, while standing.
5. Women are better house keepers. After a divorce they keep the house.
6. "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
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