One Thing You Would Like Fellow members to Know About Yourself - Page 4

**bloke57** · December 11th, 2016, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by KissArmy

I grew up hearing that sex was nasty, vulgar, and filthy.

Well, if you're lucky, it is!

When I was in the Civil Service (low, low down!), there was a new piece of legislation that no one really understood. I wrote a piece in the CS journal giving my interpretation.

The minister liked it...lots. About a year later there was a clarifying paper that incorporated all my ideas and even the terminology I'd used. I never got paid any more though.

**Hertz** · December 12th, 2016, 07:19 PM

When I was younger, uncle from USA gave me 500$ for birthday, I bought all DVD horror movies from the store, which remained almost empty

Now I want these 500 $, all movies can be found on the Internet now

**blondifan** · March 26th, 2017, 09:03 AM

re else.

**bloke57** · March 26th, 2017, 10:37 PM

Nigel Kennedy once played my violin.

At a house party, Bananarama singer Sara Dallin's dog ate a toy duck I had bought for my girlfriend whose birthday it was.

Estreeter · March 27th, 2017, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Nigel Kennedy once played my violin.

At a house party, Bananarama singer Sara Dallin's dog ate a toy duck I had bought for my girlfriend whose birthday it was.

Violin eh

I had a stainless steel spaghetti strainer thrown at me and and heard the word asshole before it struck my chest

I deserved it

The make up sex was great.... about a week later

**bloke57** · March 27th, 2017, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Violin eh

I had a stainless steel spaghetti strainer thrown at me.

Was it thrown by several seditious scribes from Caesarea, or Samson the Sadducee Strangler?

**blondifan** · April 13th, 2017, 08:52 AM

i was good at spelling bees

Unfortunately i had a lot of trouble with other wurdz

MaxJoker · April 13th, 2017, 04:05 PM

I unexpectedly had the chance to meet Maria Mckee the summer of 1992 , July in Chapelfield gardens. She was 27 me 17.

She`d just (To her obvious chagrin) mimed for the chart show at the bandstand. Following this she did an interview then walked around the park. I introduced myself as was such a fan of Lone Justice. Got to walk and speak with her for several minutes. Until her manager found us. Maria gave me a hug then left.

**ruffroundedges** · April 14th, 2017, 04:12 PM

I was 9 years old when my Dad stuffed me in a 988 Cat and told me: "Don't run any trucks over!."

**wimbo77** · April 18th, 2017, 07:59 PM

I wouldn't mind trying one of those new Weetabix Additions packs. Enjoy my cereals of a morning. Never been one to eat fry up's not even Mackerel or Smoked Kippers.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Did I want to go with kooky her , wherever it was she was heading and stay by her side forever ?. Hell , what do you think ! I unexpectedly had the chance to meet Maria Mckee the summer of 1992 , July in Chapelfield gardens. She was 27 me 17. She`d just (To her obvious chagrin) mimed for the chart show at the bandstand. Following this she did an interview then walked around the park. I introduced myself as was such a fan of Lone Justice. Got to walk and speak with her for several minutes. Until her manager found us. Maria gave me a hug then left. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 12th, 2016, 07:19 PM	#32
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,658 Times in 10,667 Posts	When I was younger, uncle from USA gave me 500$ for birthday, I bought all DVD horror movies from the store, which remained almost empty Now I want these 500 $, all movies can be found on the Internet now

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bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Nigel Kennedy once played my violin. At a house party, Bananarama singer Sara Dallin's dog ate a toy duck I had bought for my girlfriend whose birthday it was.

April 13th, 2017, 08:52 AM	#37
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 54,999 Thanked 60,209 Times in 4,401 Posts	i was good at spelling bees Unfortunately i had a lot of trouble with other wurdz