Sssssssssssh This Thread Is Top Secret So Only Would Be Forum Agents Need Apply !

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Dumbassgo

The cake is a lie.

Cheers,
Dumbassgo.

I`m taking it to mean that`s your secret agent name


Either that or you were given what you thought was a nice slice of sponge with a tasty cream filling , only to find out it was a sugar free slice of low fat tastelessness

[Tmee2020]

Agent K-9

Woof!

I'm on the Roof! Roof!

Didn't read the fine print on my contract.
Reading documents is not my espionage strong point.
Hey, I'm a dog, what do you expect.

Double Agent Name~

Agent Imakick Uras

[Tmee2020]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

" Agent Creepy Fish where in hell`s your god damned field report ! "

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

My dog ate it ,over

It wasn't my fault.

Agent Infinity this is what you get for using field reports disguised as dog biscuits.

K-9

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tmee2000

It wasn't my fault.

Agent Infinity this is what you get for using field reports disguised as dog biscuits.

K-9

Actually that dog biscuit contains secret messages , decryption appears a couple hours after digestion


Well what did you think this was included in all Agents basic field packs !





So get chewing , then get sieving

[Tmee2020]

A4

LARGE

Hartz

Crunch"n Clean

With the Patented Ingredient Denta Shield

Removes 2 times more Tartar

Taste preferred 2 to 1 over the Leading Brand dog biscuits

Baked in Meaty Flavour

End Message.

If you don't mind me saying, Agent Infinity, I don't think we are going to need the Enigma machine to decipher this.

Oh, and something about the German Army marching on Gibraltar.

Hope it's a low tide.


K-9

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tmee2000

A4

LARGE

Hartz

Crunch"n Clean

With the Patented Ingredient Denta Shield
Removes 2 times more Tartar

Taste preferred 2 to 1 over the Leading Brand dog biscuits

Baked in Meaty Flavour

End Message.

If you don't mind me saying, Agent Infinity, I don't think we are going to need the Enigma machine to decipher this.

Oh, and something about the German Army marching on Gibraltar.

Hope it's a low tide.

I guess you got the code biscuit that`s mostly biscuit

Hey not my fault , i blame Q .

Or at least i would if we had a Q on our staff.

Guess i better put an Ad in the newsagents window .

Because i hear tell that`s how this guy found his calling .

[Tmee2020]

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K-9

[Estreeter]

Now I know who my enemies are, If you're after me for any of
These, I don't know nothing about it. I don't turn states evidence and I don't rat

If ya's ever want cheap booze, cigarettes, run a scam or take the missus on an extended 1st class world trip then I'm your man

Good Luck Agents

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Now I know who my enemies are, If you're after me for any of
These, I don't know nothing about it. I don't turn states evidence and I don't rat

If ya's ever want cheap booze, cigarettes, run a scam or take the missus on an extended 1st class world trip then I'm your man

Good Luck Agents

Many thanks Big Tony

It`s always good for the agency to get the backing of respected legitimate businessmen

[Peau Peep]

Can I join the VEF Secret Service?

My credentials are...

I have a newspaper with two eye holes cut out for covert spying missions.

I own a black raincoat and trilby for disguises.

I also own a pair of glasses with a nose and moustache attached incase I get rumbled in my reaincoat and hat disguise.

I can keep secrets. (I can't vouch for the people I tell them to, though)

I promise not to talk to anyone about it.