"If I was the last person on Earth, I would..." - Page 2

**bloke57** · December 21st, 2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I like that

Me, I'd get my hand on high powered assault rifles and tons of ammunition

Then I'd go to every zoo in my land and set the caged animals free

, I hate zoo's

But that's why I need the rifles, as a just in case precaution with Lions, Tigers etc...

Did I also mention I'd take a dump on graves of scum bags that deserve it, like kiddie fiddlers ?

100% with you - and glad I'm not the only one keen to do the "grave" thing. Felt a bit guilty about admitting that but now I know others can also bear a healthy grudge.

Bill derBerg · December 21st, 2016, 08:09 PM

I'd change the history books. Just in case another civilization came here or somehow arose from the ashes. They would get to read how I invented the MRI, CAT Scans, computers, television and pizza to name a few. While people like Richard Nixon invented cigarettes, single ply toilet paper, disco, bell bottom pants and taxes.

chucka · June 20th, 2019, 04:48 AM

I would be lonely

**old alal** · June 24th, 2019, 04:23 PM

I'd also turn the internet off as it wouldn't be needed.

**cginok** · June 24th, 2019, 07:22 PM

I think I would get busy planting some crops...that stuff in the grocery store isn't going to last forever...since nobody else will be around to do it.

**Mal Hombre** · June 24th, 2019, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I'd also turn the internet off as it wouldn't be needed.

It'd certainly be a bit quiet on here...

Estreeter · June 27th, 2019, 10:24 AM

"If I was the last person on Earth, I would..."

Fart in an elevator and be 100% certain who did it

**Sir Honkers** · June 27th, 2019, 11:12 PM

I'd lie awake wondering...'if I'm the last person on earth, why can I hear footsteps coming down the hall.'

**Roubignol** · June 28th, 2019, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by chucka

I would be lonely

I agree. That would be probably unbearable for the vast majority of human population.
We don't change the purpose of the life of a gregarious monkey like that.
We mainly live (directly or not) through the eyes of others.

**Mister Fide** · June 29th, 2019, 10:36 AM

I would phone for help.

(get no reply - go to the top of a very high building and jump off and half-way down I would hear a phone ringing)

June 24th, 2019, 04:23 PM	#14
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June 29th, 2019, 10:36 AM	#20
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,988 Times in 890 Posts	Of course......... I would phone for help. (get no reply - go to the top of a very high building and jump off and half-way down I would hear a phone ringing)

December 21st, 2016, 08:09 PM	#12
Bill derBerg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: My own little reality. Posts: 1,257 Thanks: 17,648 Thanked 18,327 Times in 1,256 Posts	I'd change the history books. Just in case another civilization came here or somehow arose from the ashes. They would get to read how I invented the MRI, CAT Scans, computers, television and pizza to name a few. While people like Richard Nixon invented cigarettes, single ply toilet paper, disco, bell bottom pants and taxes.

June 20th, 2019, 04:48 AM	#13
chucka Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 26 Thanks: 3 Thanked 86 Times in 19 Posts	I would be lonely

June 24th, 2019, 07:22 PM	#15
cginok Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 603 Thanks: 61 Thanked 5,414 Times in 594 Posts	I think I would get busy planting some crops...that stuff in the grocery store isn't going to last forever...since nobody else will be around to do it.

June 27th, 2019, 11:12 PM	#18
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,999 Times in 30,374 Posts	I'd lie awake wondering...'if I'm the last person on earth, why can I hear footsteps coming down the hall.'