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February 9th, 2012, 05:59 PM	#81
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,763 Times in 57,565 Posts	Ask and Ye shall receive... I wish Me a girl in an native American warbonnet... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 9th, 2012, 06:08 PM	#82
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,173 Thanks: 300,296 Thanked 336,520 Times in 14,217 Posts	Glad to help out Mal Hombre i wish me a naked woman with an umbrella

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February 9th, 2012, 06:13 PM	#83
donny1 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Clone Island Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 11,585 Thanked 31,306 Times in 2,617 Posts	Of Course ( nearly naked ): I wish a girl dressed as a Nazi Stromtrooper! __________________ Raise A Glass & Stay Laughing

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February 9th, 2012, 06:29 PM

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I wish a girl dressed as a Nazi Stromtrooper!

As requested a Chinazi Stormtrooper

I wish for a girl with a speed boat.

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February 9th, 2012, 06:29 PM	#85
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,656 Times in 13,045 Posts	It's a bit more SS but will this do? I wish me a girl to mow the lawn Oh! poo to slow __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry. Last edited by exfarmer; February 9th, 2012 at 06:30 PM.. Reason: too slow

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February 9th, 2012, 06:32 PM	#86
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,656 Times in 13,045 Posts	There you go i wish me a girl to mow the lawn __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

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February 9th, 2012, 06:46 PM	#87
donny1 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Clone Island Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 11,585 Thanked 31,306 Times in 2,617 Posts	I wish me a girl with a power tool ( builders variety not a vibro you pervs! ) __________________ Raise A Glass & Stay Laughing

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February 9th, 2012, 06:51 PM

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I wish me a girl with a power tool ( builders variety not a vibro you pervs! )

I wish me a girl cooking BBQ

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February 9th, 2012, 07:05 PM	#89
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,870 Thanked 71,438 Times in 4,151 Posts	There you go Kurt. I wish me a girl eating a prawn.

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February 9th, 2012, 07:13 PM	#90
donny1 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Clone Island Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 11,585 Thanked 31,306 Times in 2,617 Posts	For You! I wish me a girl plastering a wall! __________________ Raise A Glass & Stay Laughing

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