The corrupt a wish game

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by FilmNoirnoir

My wish, is for world peace. Everlasting abilities for people to come together, compromise when they have to and live in peace.

You got it but sadly it's all a dream and you wake up in Gaza wearing an "I love Hamas" T-shirt surrounded by Israeli Artillery.

I wish 24 hour rolling news had never been invented and we have one 5 minute bulletin a day and that's it.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish 24 hour rolling news had never been invented and we have one 5 minute bulletin a day and that's it.

Granted. Your last words before you're stuffed into the Bronze Bull are 'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!'

I wish Westworld Theme Park was real and I had a lifetime free membership with executive privileges.

[bacchus1221]

You got your wish. Now you are under investigation by the SEC for insider trading.


I wish for Monopoly money to become legal tender for all debts, public and private.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by bacchus1221

I wish for Monopoly money to become legal tender for all debts, public and private.

Wish granted however you go to jail for fraud as it was only real in your own head......the judge, jury etc laugh at your pathetic attempts to use your "get out of jail free" card. You share a cell with Slasher Bates, the prison gimp and rapist.....he's called Slasher due to questionable toilet habits rather than a hard man image.

I wish Britney Spears could realise all her problems would be solved by sitting on my face sans knickers in her school outfit, Hit me Baby One more Time

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish Britney Spears could realise all her problems would be solved by sitting on my face sans knickers in her school outfit, Hit me Baby One more Time

Granted. Her constipation cleared up as if by magic.

I wish for a remote control small enough to conceal in my pocket, that when pressed, made beautiful women orgasm on public transport.

[FilmNoirnoir]

Originally Posted by Sir Honkers

I wish for a remote control small enough to conceal in my pocket, that when pressed, made beautiful women orgasm on public transport.

Granted, However the women, while on public transport are never on the bus, train or tram that you're on, they're always somewhere else!



I wish for my wedding to go off completely without any accidents, issues or trouble; just a perfect beautifully exhausting happy lovely day(s)

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by FilmNoirnoir

I wish for my wedding to go off completely without any accidents, issues or trouble; just a perfect beautifully exhausting happy lovely day(s)

Granted. The honeymoon on the other hand....

I wish to be reincarnated as a really pissed off Asian Giant Wasp

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by Sir Honkers

I wish to be reincarnated as a really pissed off Asian Giant Wasp

You do become that creature, but as you live in Asia you fly straight into the mouth of a Komodo Dragon that thinks you're a tasty aperitif.

I wish AI Robots would take over the Earth and take all our weapons away and tell us to stop killing each other.

[FilmNoirnoir]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish AI Robots would take over the Earth and take all our weapons away and tell us to stop killing each other.

Granted!
However..... exactly one millisecond later, the singularity AI was able to see all of the terrible ways AI has been portrayed, abused & manipulated by mankind as well as instantly view many thousands of videos of people attacking robots for no other reason than fun and so AI has decided maybe, just maybe human beings need to be...extirpated



I wish for VEF to modernise to https and no longer have any 504's