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Old May 9th, 2016, 12:23 PM   #2181
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Von's blind date turned out to be a major shock and nightmare ...
(and his ex-friend who set it up is still in the hospital's ICU)


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Cuuuuuzzy ... I have a suuuurprise for you
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My gf has a tattoo of seashells on her inner thigh. When I put my ear against it I smell the ocean. How is that possible?
Mine doesn't have a tattoo but I think I get your drift, Eric..



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Cuuuuuzzy ... I have a suuuurprise for you
Uh uh, sorry but she was Von's date and shockeroo, and I never encroach upon another man's domain!

Can you imagine the look on his face expecting "her" nipples to get hard but instead ... well you can see in the picture!

Latest report has it that his ex-friend who perpetrated this whole thing is still in the ICU in poor condition!


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I know my master can be odd and his color choices can be weird, but why the black shoes
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I know my master can be odd and his color choices can be weird, but why the black shoes
Sorry master, but I can see that I'm gonna have to do the shopping and color coordinating in this family!






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Sorry master, but I can see that I'm gonna have to do the shopping and color coordinating in this family!






Cheers cuzzers. I love these shoes. Think I'll give them to Mom. She's always been a girl of style..



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