X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 49

**teaktop** · June 18th, 2018, 01:28 PM

553. If you wait long enough a beautiful horny girl will walk by and you can have sex and film it for a few quid
554. Girls only use changing rooms with massive cameras poking out of the wall

**CARLTON BROWN** · June 18th, 2018, 03:40 PM

555. All pizza delivery men working in the posher areas of Los Angles have massive cocks.
556. All good looking Californian women, at home alone, ordering pizza will open the door to the delivery guy in expensive underwear.

**old alal** · June 20th, 2018, 10:46 AM

557. If you have a glass coffee table, it is mandatory to cum on it while the girl is underneath writhing in ecstasy at not getting a facial. She will then pretend ti lick up all the semen.

**HugoHackenbush** · June 20th, 2018, 03:35 PM

558. No matter how large or small your cock actually is, every woman who encounters it for the first time will marvel out loud about how unbelievably big it is.

**CARLTON BROWN** · June 20th, 2018, 03:44 PM

559. Nobody in a porn movie ever gets a dose of the clap.

**palo5** · June 20th, 2018, 03:45 PM

560. It is almost impossible for modern porn to cause teenage pregnancies. Modern performers don't know the right hole to put it in, and almost nothing they do could get anyone pregnant

**Roubignol** · June 20th, 2018, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

560. It is almost impossible for modern porn to cause teenage pregnancies. Modern performers don't know the right hole to put it in, and almost nothing they do could get anyone pregnant

561. And if they would cause teenage pregnancies, the children resulting of the performance, often would look or smell like shit.

**HugoHackenbush** · June 20th, 2018, 09:21 PM

562. If two couples are having sex in the same room, at some point they must swap sexual partners.

563. At some point during this sexual encounter, the two women involved must either kiss each other or lick each other's tits.

564. At no point during this sexual encounter will the men involved kiss each other or lick each other's nipples.

**bawjaws** · June 20th, 2018, 09:31 PM

565 in pornoland incest is incredibly popular and great fun, and never ever results in messed up lives,broken family relationships, jail terms or suicides

**steamjon** · June 20th, 2018, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bawjaws

565 in pornoland incest is incredibly popular and great fun, and never ever results in messed up lives,broken family relationships, jail terms or suicides

566. It is fun to keep it in the family

June 18th, 2018, 01:28 PM	#481
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,057 Thanks: 54,282 Thanked 117,196 Times in 7,076 Posts	553. If you wait long enough a beautiful horny girl will walk by and you can have sex and film it for a few quid 554. Girls only use changing rooms with massive cameras poking out of the wall __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 20th, 2018, 10:46 AM	#483
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	557. If you have a glass coffee table, it is mandatory to cum on it while the girl is underneath writhing in ecstasy at not getting a facial. She will then pretend ti lick up all the semen. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

June 20th, 2018, 03:35 PM	#484
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,374 Times in 14,159 Posts	558. No matter how large or small your cock actually is, every woman who encounters it for the first time will marvel out loud about how unbelievably big it is. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

June 20th, 2018, 09:21 PM	#488
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,374 Times in 14,159 Posts	562. If two couples are having sex in the same room, at some point they must swap sexual partners. 563. At some point during this sexual encounter, the two women involved must either kiss each other or lick each other's tits. 564. At no point during this sexual encounter will the men involved kiss each other or lick each other's nipples. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

June 20th, 2018, 09:31 PM	#489
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	565 in pornoland incest is incredibly popular and great fun, and never ever results in messed up lives,broken family relationships, jail terms or suicides Last edited by bawjaws; June 20th, 2018 at 09:37 PM..

June 18th, 2018, 03:40 PM	#482
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,615 Times in 3,211 Posts	555. All pizza delivery men working in the posher areas of Los Angles have massive cocks. 556. All good looking Californian women, at home alone, ordering pizza will open the door to the delivery guy in expensive underwear.

June 20th, 2018, 03:44 PM	#485
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,615 Times in 3,211 Posts	559. Nobody in a porn movie ever gets a dose of the clap.

June 20th, 2018, 03:45 PM	#486
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	560. It is almost impossible for modern porn to cause teenage pregnancies. Modern performers don't know the right hole to put it in, and almost nothing they do could get anyone pregnant

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