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Old June 16th, 2018, 10:32 AM   #681
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Hi there!

I'm a simple woman with simple needs, TLC.

I've worked & practiced Accountancy back home but didn't have the opportunity yet to use it here, hence, being a Nanny which I enjoy & love as I do love kids..

I'm looking for someone who is real and trustworthy for a serious long term relationship and not for anything else. I believe you should have the chemistry and same interests to click while chatting but most importantly there should be a "spark" when you meet.

Keep smiling!

Not so much what she said, now considering she is female, she has used quite few words compared to some fruit loops you've posted before like that one from last week .... I hate it when you post one I can't pick on
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Old June 18th, 2018, 02:40 PM   #682
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Smile Ok say the rest of this month. Soon as I discover someone totally deranged I`ll post them

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Not so much what she said, now considering she is female, she has used quite few words compared to some fruit loops you've posted before like that one from last week ....


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I hate it when you post one I can't pick on
Sorry Mate , decided to post only truly quality "Ladies" for the rest of this month

Such as this beautiful classy Director of a Branding Agency , five foot eight , Aries , who drinks often and is still on POF looking for the long term.




So...a bit about me? I'm passionate about many things, rugby being one of them, so love spending lazy winter weekends in the pub watching the 6 Nations. I love a long hike to clear the cobwebs away, whether it be along the Thames or up a mountain...both options usually end with a well earned glass of red. Work can keep me on my toes, but (here comes the cliché) friends and family are really important to me, so I try and catch up with them as often as I can.

Likes: hitting the road & discovering new places; Pinot Noir; laughing until my sides hurt; banter; roast beef+Guinness+log fires; a bit of flirting; Twister.

Looking to meet someone to dine in with, dine out with; to share the remote control on a rainy Friday evening or to share a dozen oysters in a swanky restaurant; someone to hold the ladder while I cut the hedge and to hold my hand through the scary movie; someone who'll play me at my own game when I'm being spectacularly witty and who'll humour me when I play another Bon Jovi album; but most of all I'd like to meet that someone who'll make me smile everyday, without even trying.

I'm not really into sharing countless emails, much more of a 'let's just meet up and see how we get on' sort of person, so if you fancy meeting for a cheeky drink one evening, then get in touch...




Now I`m not saying I`d have a shot (I said shot ) with her anyway. Because of course I`d not use the fact I`m a Mod (Thus all powerful ) to sway the babe.



Also there`s the fact she REALLY wants children , and you know how I feel about them.
Nice enough if they`re other peoples.
Plus provided I don't have to interact with , see or hear them

That said , what a honey though

Mind , why has she been single for close to five years


Oh and guess what this one ,



Has only somehow ,

Found him. No longer looking. Found a genuine man with no bullshit




Yes , a couple days ago she was angrily looking.
Now she`s found "The One"
Knows he`s the one after only a weekend
Let`s all send collective good luck wishes to seek out whatever poor sap has fallen into the mentalists trap , that he survives the experience
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Old June 18th, 2018, 03:01 PM   #683
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So...a bit about me? I'm passionate about many things, rugby being one of them, so love spending lazy winter weekends in the pub watching the 6 Nations.
Potential winner, talking about man stuff straight up, Rugby and Pubs shows she ain't self centered and puts men 1st


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Sorry Mate , decided to post only truly quality "Ladies" for the rest of this month
Shall eagerly await July 1
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Old June 23rd, 2018, 10:08 AM   #684
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Here's a gal for You,You won't have to give Her Your heart but She might want some of Your other parts..
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Old June 24th, 2018, 01:45 PM   #685
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Max needs a lady like this one



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Old June 24th, 2018, 02:32 PM   #686
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Big Grin Nope I don't care if she has put " Getting Anal" as one of her interests. That last image freaked me more out than Greenman , after accidentally thanking a post !

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Max needs a lady like this one





Or an Ipswich based fine faced female like this ,



With the kind of hair colour I like best ,




Plus morals too ,



In fact dare I type (He dare , he dare ) this lady could very well be the one Mate ........... Heeeeeey wait a second ,



That`s her latest photo

Anybody else think she looks a tad bleeding different
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Old June 24th, 2018, 02:52 PM   #687
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Anybody else think she looks a tad bleeding different
Could be she be accident posted a pic of that "tag along friend", the one who goes out of her way to hate ya
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Could be she be accident posted a pic of that "tag along friend", the one who goes out of her way to hate ya
I wondered that Mate
Only there`s a second snap of the same different () woman sitting at a cafe drinking , and must be her
Didn't save the profile though so don't have that one and it was a random find

Just like this red hot forty one (FORTY ONE ) mum



Who`s written nothing apart from "Not looking for hook ups and FWB . Love nights out and nights in".



FWB

Fucking with blacks



I've a half a mind (On a good day ) to report the racist
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I think that any black men viewing that will be more relieved than offended..
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Smile Blue eyes / 37 / Speaks French / 5.4 / Smokes / Aries / Mudda and Ambitious Beautician

Who looks cute ,



Facially (Sorry to swear ) anyway,



As we progress though things sort of go awry



Hey I`m allowed to be harshly irrationally judgemental



As she started it




Hiya im kerry ann... fun outgoing girl love having a laugh.. please no freaks or blokes sending nude pics of their little willys does not appeal to me at all.. im looking for a normal gent... want a man who has own house ... good steady job... nice car ... doesn't drink much ... want be treated with respect ... like princess if you want as im worth it lol ... i like all kinds of music... if you would like to know anythin else just message moi... happy fishing boys mwah xxx




Get to the back of the queue Fellow Forum Fellas , as I want to open my house , wallet and driving facilities to this catch and a half plus her four kids
Or would if only
Bah , little willies indeed
I`d given it several tugs first before taking the photo
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