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There's never a dearth of requests
For a plump décolletage like Mae West's, But a healthy reliance On research and science Compels us to ogle more breasts. Misnamed Cesare Innocenti, A libertine breast cognoscenti, Announced with bravura, "I'm certain that you're a Mere 'C' in that 'D' cup o' plenty!" - Dolph |
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Something sweet with a crust for its base, So I'm willing to try Your suggested cream pie — Just so long as it's not in my face. - SheilaB |
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A pansified boy from Khartoum,
Took a lesbian up to his room. Then they argued all night, As to who had the right, To do what, and with which, and to whom. |
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You may find, when you're out, you're on show. There are men who may perve at yer Centre of curvature — There where the curves touch and go. - Stella |
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There was a young lady of Dexter
whose husband exceedingly vexed her. For whenever they'd start He'd unfailingly fart with a blast that damned nearly unsexed her! |
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Who walked up to Scotland on stilts; When they said it was shocking To show so much stocking She answered: 'Then what about kilts?' |
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The fate of the Bishop of Lincoln
Is an awful example to thinkoln: He was spotted, they claim, In a house of ill-fame, With a bra and suspender-belt, pink, oln. - timon |
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''These fines," said the Bishop of Durham,
"'A prelate should never incurham; I explained it to this copper, see, They insult my episcopacy! So he said he would try to defurham." - timon Poore Richard, Prince Bishop of Durham, * When told of Jack Lambton's large wurham, ** Caught when Lambton missed church, Said, "Now Jack, it's the birch For you, and the wurham, we'll interrham." *** - Mantissa Ó¿Ò * Richard Poore, Prince Bishop of Durham, 1209-1213 and 1229-1237 ** John Lambton, an heir of the Lambton Estate, County Durham *** The Lambton Worm It appears that this long-running forum Is to focus on Dick Poore of Durham. But he served first at Chichester, Says my church rigister; Salisbury too – don’t ignore ’em! - MikeAq A maid to the Bishop of Chichester Caused Richard's tight velvet breeches stir. Translated to Sarum, * He'd no longer warum And his maid felt all her niches stir. - Mantissa Ó¿Ò * Salisbury |
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Has a shape anatomically wrong. Once you get in the groove Of a life on the move, The thing's bound to join in before long. - Val |
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Hey she couldn`t be understood because, you know given she was so cheap her mouth is always full ?, ah forget it, least i`m posting while drunk, what`s your excuse !.
There was a young girl from Caldenie
Who`d swallow a man`s full load for a penny When asked how she was able To prevent splodges dropping from her mouth to her navel She said "Hummuamvameny" .
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