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November 29th, 2011, 06:40 PM	#2861
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,963 Times in 1,503 Posts	Not happy. The missus has only gone a wrapped the car around a bloody tree. I wouldn't mind, but its was a Christmas tree and its in our livingroom.

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November 29th, 2011, 06:42 PM	#2862
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,963 Times in 1,503 Posts	A disturbing new study has found that studies are disturbing.

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November 29th, 2011, 06:44 PM	#2863
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November 29th, 2011, 08:11 PM	#2864
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November 29th, 2011, 08:22 PM	#2865
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Police hunting the 'Knitting Needle Attacker', who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

So far however, the police haven't cottoned on to it.

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November 29th, 2011, 11:09 PM	#2867
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Police hunting the 'Knitting Needle Attacker', who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

So far however, the police haven't cottoned on to it.

He's probably pulled the wool over their eyes tbf...

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He's probably pulled the wool over their eyes tbf...

They lost the thread, it's all spinning out of control...

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November 30th, 2011, 02:15 PM	#2870
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