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Old April 14th, 2016, 04:33 PM   #1891
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2033. Is it in yet?
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Old April 15th, 2016, 03:57 PM   #1892
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2034. Fuck Sure babe but who
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2034. Fuck Sure babe but who
2034a: Whoa! There's no way I'm doing your lonely Aunt Zelda with the greasy scraggly hair, rough alligator skin, off center nose, jack-o-lantern teeth, with a glass eye that randomly pops out of its socket, and who smells like an open cesspool on a 95-degree day!
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2035: Now I know why your 3 marriages didn't work out
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Old April 16th, 2016, 08:30 AM   #1895
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2036: My boyfriend never complains when I put it in that hole............
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2037: The only reason I come here to shag you every week is because at the end of the year I can claim all the pizza, chicken wings and beer on my tax return as a customer relations business expense!
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2038 - (Man) 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ... (Woman) What? (Man) Sorry, just counting down the last seconds of Kobe's final NBA game
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2039, Hey I love your satin sheets feels real nice between my butt cheeks
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2039b: ...hairy butt cheeks.

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