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Michael Jackson for sure, Julia Roberts, Keanu Reeves, any and all rappers (Try learning how to play an instrument, and see if you can stay in the same key with 3 or 4 other musicians.)
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January 11th, 2018, 07:21 PM | #83 |
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The Quentin Tarantino's films.
Pulp fiction was so artificial. I couldn't believe that was such a succes. Hhhhmmm. Some songs of Public Enemy or Tone Loc were really entertaining. Public Enemy Nighttrain or some French rappers like Mc Solaar Caroline. Last edited by Roubignol; January 11th, 2018 at 07:37 PM.. |
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Take a car that would be fucked if it ever met a speed bump. Cover it in adverts. Have it driven by an egotistical arsehole and pay him ludicrous sums of money. To spend an hour or so driving it round and round and round and round and round and round, to end up back where you've started. Pretend that changing tyres and putting fuel in a tank is not only not interesting, but somehow a cunning ploy; caution: it may actually turn out to be the highlight of the event. Thrill as it's quite likely that a race will rely on breakdowns to enable an overtaking manoeuvre.
Formula One. [The event where people living in Silverstone will find it cheaper and easier to go to the Belgian race than the one on their own doorstep.]. No wonder they named it Grand Prix. |
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Robbie Williams - first class knob!
Oasis - a less than average indie band who only made it big because of their attitude. Russell Brand - Who in hollywood thought he was talented enough to waste money in making films with him?! The Beatles - massively overrated Mourhino- too many reasons to list |
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Over-rated
1. Cheryl Cole (or whatever her bloody name is now) - as much talent as a log, and irritating to boot.
2. Fiona Bruce - what does she have to offer? 3. Philip Schofield - WANKER 4. Apple i phones - I have never owned one. Have held one, can admire the detailing and build quality, BUT... saw the latest one in shop window over Christmas : £1100 ... for a phone !!! more than I paid for my car ! 5. Boris Johnson - bumbling, charming, sometimes funny bufoon. I can't help liking Boris, but Statesman and Diplomat he is not. 6. Chris Evans (the carrot topped DJ, not the movie actor) - WANKER 7. Footballers (well, 99% of them) - physically fit, some skill, but they get paid ludicrous amounts of money for kicking a ball around. There's just something peverse about a twat with a flashy Porsche, getting paid more than a doctor in A&E 8. Mrs Brown's Boys - about as funny as pissing on a sparkplug. 24 carat gold SHIT 9. Sue Barker - Grinning, irritating, smarmy, talentless. Sharp as a marble. 10. I'm a Celebrity, etc etc - most of them aren't Celebrities; most of them are as good at surviving in the jungle, as Stephen Hawking is at breakdancing. Push them out of the helicopter over a crocodile infested swamp and see who doesn't get eaten .. now, There's a show I would watch !
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Jimmy Carr, Gareth Southgate
Jimmy Carr… A Talentless Twat with the repour of a spotty faced teenager who is trying to impress the girls, except they aren’t.
I got conned in to going to see him in Torquay some years ago. No fibs here… I fell asleep and left at the interval. The local Wetherspoons (which is also overrated) was more appealing. Gareth Southgate… No! I’m not jumping on the back of his penalty miss, that was genuinely unfortunate, can happen to the best…. Take Stuart Pierce as an example. Even now, I still can’t understand what Brian Little ever sore in him. He was fortunate to be playing with some good defenders, because as a right back I have seen him “skinned” and left for dead so many times, hence he became a centre back to hide his blushes. Can’t ever remember him putting in a winning tackle, but then I might have popped for a piss to beat the half time rush and missed that one. And now he’s England Manager I don’t know about Football coming home… It’s gone Fucking Mad! |
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I'm sure this first class cunt has been mentioned here before, James Corden... what a talentless unfunny creepy cunt! Why does he even get air time?... Every time I see the advert with him driving through the green traffic lights I think yeah even they want to see the back of you. And now he's in the US presenting something! To quote Stewart Lee "Our loss, is America's loss also"
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