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Old November 9th, 2015, 02:35 PM   #61
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Please make payment to MaxJoker@buckinghampalace.co.uk
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Old November 9th, 2015, 02:47 PM   #62
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Have to ask my mom, i m not 18
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Old November 9th, 2015, 09:32 PM   #63
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Old November 9th, 2015, 11:12 PM   #65
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Golly gee whizz willikers Wine that post should be in the random thread IMO. It is not off topic just random.
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Does she............ Make breakfasts
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Does she............ Make breakfasts
Where can i buy those boots
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Where can i buy those boots
Call your travel agent, buy a ticket on the first available flight with Qantas to land in Sydney As soon as your done, pack your bags and make sure you have enough funds to buy the Ugg Boots. I suppose the next thing to do is jump in a cab and get to Frankfurt airport and get on that plane. Once on the plane for the 18 hour trip, get drunk

Once in Sydney, get on a domestic airline bound for Melbourne, Virgin or Jet Star Forget Tiger they're crap Once you land in Melbourne and get through the terminal, go straight for a cab and look for Gundapa Singh, he looks like this,



These are his brothers


Now, write this down,
52 Mercer St, Geelong,
You'll have to type that into his GPS because Gundapa won't know how to use it or how to get there. Anyway, it's about an hour from Tullamarine Airport to that address, but I'm sure it will take close to 2 knowin' his driving style.

Now, once he's dropped ya off in Mercer Street, you'll look at that address and curse me because it's a Pizza joint No Ugg Boots there
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