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Guy picks up a hooker and once at the hotel, starts to screw. He screams in agony as he pulls his cock out. "What the fc..k." he says "it feels like fc...ing two rocks." The hooker stands up "Oh I am so sorry." and she goes to the bathroom. She comes back and lays on the bed. "Try that again Sugar" she says. He does and it is the smoothest warmest pussy he has ever felt. While dressing he asks "That was a rough start but damn it was incredible. What did you do?" She smiled and replied "I just picked the scabs."
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My Grandad looked at me with a sad face and said "This is not the country I fought for lad." I said "I know Bamps. You were a Messerschmitt pilot in the Luftwaffe."
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August 13th, 2018, 03:02 PM | #13653 |
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My dog has no nose ,
How does it smell ? , He doesn't anymore I had to put him down you callous bastard.
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I've just opened a Colonoscopy Clinic,Things are really looking up...
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Can you imagine how many ships must have sunk before champagne was first produced in 1668?
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There is nothing wrong by starting at the bottom.
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