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April 15th, 2024, 06:36 PM	#23911
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jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,716 Thanks: 3,491,680 Thanked 343,810 Times in 29,829 Posts	What kind of fly sounds croaky when it speaks? A hoarse fly! __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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A hoarse fly!

Horse or house? Both are capable of croaking.

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