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Old February 28th, 2018, 05:25 PM   #5511
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Old February 28th, 2018, 08:06 PM   #5512
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Peace.
I've been through both.
Assuredly peace.

To tan or not to tan? That is the question.
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Old February 28th, 2018, 09:09 PM   #5513
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not to tan

Blowjob or handjob
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Handjob(accidents sometimes happen the other way-owwwwwwch)

Firm boobs or flabby boobs?
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Summer(I love the heat)

Frolic at the beach or a picnic in a park(or woods)?
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frolic - but picnic is nice too.

Black Friday or Boxing Day
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Black Friday(no boxing day in America)


Do you brave the crowded stores on either of those days or not?
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Neither, My missus flies to Hong Kong and Singapore for her bi-annual shopping trips. What is Black Friday anyway? Is it to mark the shoppers who got trampled in the fight for bargains.
Plain streaky bacon or maple infused.
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Plain bacon. Black Friday occurs the day after the Thanksgiving Day holiday. It begins the mad Christmas shopping season that starts on Friday,November 25th.


For breakfast eggs or cereal?
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