October 2nd, 2013, 06:34 PM | #51 |
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I've just been convicted of Bestiality.
Little harsh on my wife I thought.
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October 2nd, 2013, 06:40 PM | #52 |
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Dig-in lads, they're attacking again!
This time it's the Flid Corps ... ... watch out for small arms fire!
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October 4th, 2013, 07:00 AM | #53 |
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The latest from Paris - White thigh high boots, custom made from human skin, available exclusively at Saks Fifth Avenue. $ 15,000.00 Also available in Black $50.00
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Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...
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October 4th, 2013, 05:24 PM | #54 |
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Should i be worried Satan himself just told me my time was nearly up ?.
After hearing on the news about four year old Hamzah Khan being starved to death by his own mother, i thought i had to do something about it.
So i ate a massive meal. Hey it's what he would have wanted.
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October 5th, 2013, 12:13 AM | #55 |
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Frog in a blender. How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream and a dead baby. |
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October 5th, 2013, 10:45 AM | #56 |
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What Sits in a corner and screams ?
A skinless baby in a bag of crisps...
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October 5th, 2013, 02:35 PM | #57 |
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Something tells me when i`m called down to Hades i`ll find Brother Mal sitting beside me on the same ferryman boat. Exactly, twenty four hours later Satan will be shitting himself and begging Heaven to take us .
A few months ago our first child was born, and after ten years of trying !.
As a special present my wife gave me permission to have sexual intercourse with any other female of my choice. Let`s just say it was one hell of a christening.
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October 5th, 2013, 03:31 PM | #58 |
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What's easier to load into a truck, dead babies or rocks?
Dead babies. You can use a pitchfork.
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My Mate swallowed a live Hand Grenade for a laugh,That's Him all over....
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