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smallwoodenruler · January 5th, 2012, 12:13 PM

Religious studies question:

Was Onan God's right hand man?

**Jeff Vader** · January 5th, 2012, 02:59 PM

Looking forward to watching Terence Trent United vs. Terence Trent City...

leinad27 · January 5th, 2012, 03:02 PM

What is the favorite thing that the L.A. Lakers

thing like to have for breakfast ?

Kareem of Wheat

**Eric Cartman** · January 5th, 2012, 06:46 PM

**Ghaleon** · January 5th, 2012, 08:55 PM

Did you hear about the guy who used his piano for firewood ?

He only got a couple of cords out of it.

**Mal Hombre** · January 5th, 2012, 09:03 PM

When a prostitute is made redundant,Is She laid off ?

**Jeff Vader** · January 5th, 2012, 09:10 PM

We're so skint that I had to sell one of my kidneys to help pay for Christmas.

If things get any worse I might have to cancel Sky Sports.

**tygrkhat40** · January 6th, 2012, 02:46 AM

A rabbi and a Catholic priest are having lunch in a restaurant. The priest's food arrives, a scrumptious-looking ham entrée. The priest attacks his lunch, savouring every bite of the ham. Noticing the rabbi eyeing him, he asks, "So tell me, Rabbi Goldblum, have you ever had any pork before?"
The rabbi hesitates. "Well, it's not for me to say..."
The priest pushes on. "Oh, c'mon, Rabbi. We're both men of God here. We can tell each other our sins. Nothing to it."
"Umm... well, yes, as a matter of fact, I did have pork once."
Smugly the priest teases him, "And a fine meat it was, wasn't it? Heheh."
"Yeah, I'll say."
A few moments pass. The rabbi asks the priest: "Tell me Father, have you ever had sex with a woman before?"
"Why of course... well, before I took holy orders, that is."
The rabbi smirks, "Sure beat the taste of pork, didn't it?"

**Jeff Vader** · January 6th, 2012, 05:55 AM

Me and my mates used to bunk off school and pretend to be New Order.

I was always playing Hooky.

**Mal Hombre** · January 6th, 2012, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

We're so skint that I had to sell one of my kidneys to help pay for Christmas.

If things get any worse I might have to cancel Sky Sports.

I had to sell a kidney as well.If things get any worse,I'll have to sell one of Mine....

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January 5th, 2012, 03:02 PM	#3253
leinad27 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 141 Thanks: 75 Thanked 1,046 Times in 120 Posts	breakfast of champions What is the favorite thing that the L.A. Lakers thing like to have for breakfast ? Kareem of Wheat

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January 6th, 2012, 02:46 AM	#3258
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,137 Times in 9,629 Posts	A rabbi and a Catholic priest are having lunch in a restaurant. The priest's food arrives, a scrumptious-looking ham entrée. The priest attacks his lunch, savouring every bite of the ham. Noticing the rabbi eyeing him, he asks, "So tell me, Rabbi Goldblum, have you ever had any pork before?" The rabbi hesitates. "Well, it's not for me to say..." The priest pushes on. "Oh, c'mon, Rabbi. We're both men of God here. We can tell each other our sins. Nothing to it." "Umm... well, yes, as a matter of fact, I did have pork once." Smugly the priest teases him, "And a fine meat it was, wasn't it? Heheh." "Yeah, I'll say." A few moments pass. The rabbi asks the priest: "Tell me Father, have you ever had sex with a woman before?" "Why of course... well, before I took holy orders, that is." The rabbi smirks, "Sure beat the taste of pork, didn't it?" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 6th, 2012, 05:55 AM	#3259
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,035 Times in 6,511 Posts	Me and my mates used to bunk off school and pretend to be New Order. I was always playing Hooky. __________________ Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :