Post your corny jokes - Page 1376

**HugoHackenbush** · August 31st, 2018, 05:48 PM

In ancient Greece, a guy walks into a tailor's shop with some torn garments.

"Euripides"? asks the tailor
"Yeah. Eumenides"? responds the customer.

**trailmaster** · September 1st, 2018, 01:07 PM

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Makng cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

**Mister Fide** · September 1st, 2018, 02:31 PM

I broke up with my girlfriend last week because I was hardly spending any time with the wife.

MaxJoker · September 1st, 2018, 04:21 PM

Don't care what you say I`ll never trust stairs ,

They’re always up to something.

**Mal Hombre** · September 1st, 2018, 04:25 PM

President Trump has refused more funding for US Schools,At the same time He has increased funding for US Prisons,He explained "Well,I figured that I'm never going to have to back to school.."

**ball7** · September 1st, 2018, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Fide

I broke up with my girlfriend last week because I was hardly spending any time with the wife.

Don't worry, Me and the guys had some free time and managed to deal with your wife's urges.

**ball7** · September 1st, 2018, 09:49 PM

He may look like an idiot and he may talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. (Groucho Marx)

Aaron · September 2nd, 2018, 01:00 AM

What's a dragon's favorite snack?
Fire crackers!

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A dragon swooped down to nab a peasant and got some sod into the bargain, thus inventing serf and turf.

**mrfixit** · September 2nd, 2018, 04:22 AM

A blind rabbit and a blind snake were friends. One day the blind rabbit told the blind snake that he didn’t know what he was, because he couldn’t see. So he asked the snake for help in determining what he was.
The blind snake slithered up to the blind rabbit, felt it all over and said: “You have long, furry ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit.”
The blind rabbit was delighted with the news, and agreed to repay the favour so that
the blind snake could find out what he was.
The blind rabbit felt the blind snake all over and finally declared: “You’re cold, you’re slimy and you don’t have any balls. You must be a banker.”

**mrfixit** · September 2nd, 2018, 04:49 AM

this thread is

but, I still very much enjoy it

August 31st, 2018, 05:48 PM	#13751
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,182 Thanks: 206,155 Thanked 337,451 Times in 14,232 Posts	I Think This is the Corniest Joke I've Ever Heard In ancient Greece, a guy walks into a tailor's shop with some torn garments. "Euripides"? asks the tailor "Yeah. Eumenides"? responds the customer. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,907 Times in 69,067 Posts	Don't care what you say I`ll never trust stairs , They’re always up to something. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 1st, 2018, 04:25 PM	#13755
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,472 Thanked 856,587 Times in 57,629 Posts	President Trump has refused more funding for US Schools,At the same time He has increased funding for US Prisons,He explained "Well,I figured that I'm never going to have to back to school.." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 2nd, 2018, 04:22 AM	#13759
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,070 Thanked 114,862 Times in 9,416 Posts	A blind rabbit and a blind snake were friends. One day the blind rabbit told the blind snake that he didn’t know what he was, because he couldn’t see. So he asked the snake for help in determining what he was. The blind snake slithered up to the blind rabbit, felt it all over and said: “You have long, furry ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit.” The blind rabbit was delighted with the news, and agreed to repay the favour so that the blind snake could find out what he was. The blind rabbit felt the blind snake all over and finally declared: “You’re cold, you’re slimy and you don’t have any balls. You must be a banker.” __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

September 2nd, 2018, 04:49 AM	#13760
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,070 Thanked 114,862 Times in 9,416 Posts	this thread is but, I still very much enjoy it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

September 1st, 2018, 01:07 PM	#13752
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,945 Thanks: 1,329,548 Thanked 707,728 Times in 60,119 Posts	There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Makng cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

September 1st, 2018, 02:31 PM	#13753
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,989 Times in 890 Posts	I broke up with my girlfriend last week because I was hardly spending any time with the wife.

September 1st, 2018, 09:49 PM	#13757
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,361 Thanked 210,217 Times in 15,753 Posts	He may look like an idiot and he may talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. (Groucho Marx)

September 2nd, 2018, 01:00 AM	#13758
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	What's a dragon's favorite snack? Fire crackers! ----- A dragon swooped down to nab a peasant and got some sod into the bargain, thus inventing serf and turf.