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Old October 20th, 2018, 07:29 PM   #6651
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Your at a live concert. Are you close to the stage or much farther back?
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Right in front,In the Mosh Pit,Those Andre Rieu concerts get pretty rowdy..
Sitting or Standing (At a concert) ?
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Old October 20th, 2018, 09:42 PM   #6653
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Have you or have you not interviewed a band?
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I did, not a band, the one who organized Live Aid, a guy I refuse to mention since he was, and probably still is, a horrible person.

Fois gras or caviar?
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Neither, thank you very much.

To get us back into more palatable territory, would you rather eat filet mignon or a huge plate of delectable barbecued ribs?
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Neither, thank you very much.

To get us back into more palatable territory, would you rather eat filet mignon or a huge plate of delectable barbecued ribs?
Ribs.

White sauce on chicken
yay or nay
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Nay,Thrice Nay...

Lamb with Mint Sauce or Rosemary ?
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Goats or Sheep cheese
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