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Old January 15th, 2018, 09:48 PM   #131
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Q. How is Donald Trump like baseball?

A. He was born on third base, and thought he hit a triple...

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Q. How is Donald Trump like Warrant?

A. Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinkin' Rich.
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Q. What did Donald Trump do wrong with Stormy Daniels?

A. He paid her $10K for a hookup and $100K+ to keep quiet about it.

He should have paid $10K for lingerie and $100K+ for harem signing bonus...
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Old January 23rd, 2018, 03:33 AM   #134
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Q. Why does Donald Trump sleep with pornstars even though he's already married?

A. It's like that Donald Trump hat: "Make America Straight Again!"
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Q. How do you know Donald Trump will bring back the '80s?

A. He has a short mullet in the back, and there will be Trumped-Up Trickle Down...
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Q. What does Donald Trump like about cherry pie?

A. "Blood coming out of her whatever..."
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Q. What is the difference between Donald Trump and Hugh Hefner?

A. Donald Trump made more money, but Hugh Hefner got more pussy.
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And now that I mention him:

Q. What's the difference between Chicago and Hugh Hefner, who lived there in a mansion?

A. Chicago is New York Done Right. Hugh Hefner was Polygamy Done Right.
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