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Old March 4th, 2018, 10:06 PM   #751
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I think it was a supermod

Why did your husband leave you?
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A. F'Tang F'Tang Ole Biscuit Barrel.

Q. Can she be late for her Cinema Show.?.
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Offcourse.

Do you want the truth?
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Do you want the truth?
A: I'm too sober to handle the truth.

Q: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?
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A: Belly buttons come from the umbilical cord. Both Adam and Eve were created, not born of a woman's womb. So I do not believe that these two first beings had belly buttons. They were belly buttonless. That is my own opinion and may god smite the unbeliever!

Q: Did god make Eve out of Adam's ribs or, as Gene McDaniels claims, a hundred pounds of clay?
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A rib with some apple sauce on it

Q: Do you remember your first kiss?
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Q: Do you remember your first kiss?
A: Remember my first ... huhnr! huhnr! huhnr! huhnr! ... oops, yes! Yes, I remember my first kiss was very, um, edifying!

Q: So it was God who planted the apples at the crime scene?
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A: That's right Jehovah Appleseed.
Q: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? PS: I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
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A: BUT YOU ARE. I CAN TELL BY LOOKING AT YOUR USE OF FONT.

Q: Was there a second gunman on a grassy knoll?
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A. Yes but he was an idiot and went to San Jose, as it was the only place he knew the way to.

Q. Why so many questions about God? Are you trying to wake him up ?
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