Things Noticeable this week - Page 1051

**squigg58** · June 13th, 2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

(enjoy squiggs)

http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/6...enetic-hybrids

Billy, you do spoil me!

I just had to shell out for an MOT and service on the car, so this really cheered me up!

"The aliens are shapeshifters! Now, why would I say that ... what backs it up? Well, our handbook (the bible) says that Satan can appear as an angel of light!"

There you go ... a direct link, proving that aliens are shapeshifters!

Actually, I have better proof! My car's handbook describes it as a "convertible" so that is clear evidence of the existence of shapeshifters!

*Update* Got five minutes into the video, and began to lose the will to live!

I now understand why we hear stories about aliens "anal probing" these abductees. That's where I'd start if I was looking for these guys' brains!

**palo5** · June 13th, 2012, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

That's palo with a sore nose

It's not true. My nose is beautiful - look

windymiller · June 13th, 2012, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

(enjoy squiggs)

http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/6...enetic-hybrids

I've never been able to work out whether David Icke is actually a cynical genius exploiting the crackpots, nutjobs and mentally ill or if he is indeed as it seems a grade A mental case himself.

**mizlaplan** · June 13th, 2012, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Sellafield polluted the sea FACT. Ask any fisherman.

Are you serious?
Since they developed gills, started living underwater and getting-down to whale songs it's been impossible to understand a word they say.

**mizlaplan** · June 13th, 2012, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by windymiller

I've never been able to work out whether David Icke is actually a cynical genius exploiting the crackpots, nutjobs and mentally ill or if he is indeed as it seems a grade A mental case himself.

He was once the goalkeeper for a team which plays within vandalising and public-urination distance of me.
Hereford United

They're nicknamed "The Bulls" (after the breed of cattle, etc, etc)
Anyway.....
He was a star player for them

A Hit

Whenever he appeared some folks shouted Bull's Hit, Bull's Hit, Bull's Hit.
The above might be true

But it might not

But he'll always be associated with Bull's Hit

**scoundrel** · June 13th, 2012, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mizlaplan

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Sellafield polluted the sea FACT. Ask any fisherman.

Are you serious?
Since they developed gills, started living underwater and getting-down to whale songs it's been impossible to understand a word they say.

That's after you have identified which of their three heads is doing the talking.

But some people are just so ungrateful.

The irredescent glow of the Irish Sea is a useful aid to nightime navigation. There are some other benefits from our policy of good neighbourliness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk0WzCtF0yY

**mizlaplan** · June 13th, 2012, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

That's after you have identified which of their three heads is doing the talking.

But some people are just so ungrateful.

The irredescent glow of the Irish Sea is a useful aid to nightime navigation. There are some other benefits from our policy of good neighbourliness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk0WzCtF0yY

You know what, you're right

Bottle Irish Sea-water and pour it into streetlamps everywhere illuminating neighbourhoods in a lovely half-life glow

A potentially huge growth industry, costing only billions of £s and creating almost 100 jobs.
A winner.
Or we could put up wind turbines

Sorry about the turbines thing, what unbelievable nonsense.

**haroldeye** · June 14th, 2012, 07:30 AM

Today is the 30th anniversary of the surrender of Argentinian forces in the Falkland islands.

BLUEDINGO · June 14th, 2012, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by haroldeye

Today is the 30th anniversary of the surrender of Argentinian forces in the Falkland islands.

Does this mean harold that we should give some consideration to UK's then prime minister & what 'she?' did during that conflict?

Ok then, here are some rather poignant words from the late Kenny Everett, on that particular time:

"When we were a kingdom, we had a king. When we were an empire, we had an emperor. Now that we are a country, we have Margaret Thatcher."

I know I'm being repetitive, but it's for a good cause...

**haroldeye** · June 14th, 2012, 08:53 AM

Let me see.

A small group of islands in the middle of nowhere are invaded by troops from a large nation run by a pack of Nazi thugs. The thug government is highly unpopular with it's own people, even those who haven't had relatives vanish in the middle of the night and sees the Falklands as a quick and easy way to popularity.

The legitimate power supervising the islands mobilises it's forces and retakes the islands putting them once more under the government desired by their inhabitants.

The thug government collapses and democracy is re established in Argentina.

Got a problem with that Dingo.

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June 14th, 2012, 07:30 AM	#10508
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,714 Thanks: 113,432 Thanked 59,956 Times in 5,706 Posts	Today is the 30th anniversary of the surrender of Argentinian forces in the Falkland islands.

June 14th, 2012, 08:53 AM	#10510
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,714 Thanks: 113,432 Thanked 59,956 Times in 5,706 Posts	Let me see. A small group of islands in the middle of nowhere are invaded by troops from a large nation run by a pack of Nazi thugs. The thug government is highly unpopular with it's own people, even those who haven't had relatives vanish in the middle of the night and sees the Falklands as a quick and easy way to popularity. The legitimate power supervising the islands mobilises it's forces and retakes the islands putting them once more under the government desired by their inhabitants. The thug government collapses and democracy is re established in Argentina. Got a problem with that Dingo.