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COOOLLL do they come with batteries?
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September 22nd, 2017, 01:37 PM | #113 |
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I`m so childish that ......
Seeing these ,
made me smile and think of Brother Hertz Although my thoughts then quickly turned to Greenie For some reason
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September 22nd, 2017, 04:47 PM | #114 |
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Not completely childish, but nowhere near a 50 year old grown up
This afternoon we went and visited Mum Food I could smell something cooking from the back stairs, walked in the kitchen and just said Hi Mum and went straight for the stove, took out the wooden spoon and licked it for a taste test Then nearly put it back in the pot but was stopped by the whack to the back of the skull and the word pig entered my ears Then blah blah blah talk between Mum and Missus E I was looking out the kitchen window when I saw on a neighbouring property my oldest Mate, since we we toddlers old, sitting on the Dog Rocks on his parents property, just 2 stone throws away from the back fence .... took a pic just before I left the rocks as I was thinking about my childhood and then remembered this thread and took the pics for it Anyway, when I saw my Mate I did exactly what I did as a kid, grabbed a huge bag of chips (salt and vinegar) and well as a kid it would have been a bottle of coke but today it was a few beers and went to the Rocks for hello and catch up. Got there and it started, walked up behind him and scared the shit outta him just like when we were 8 or 10 or 15. Us 2 and a few others spent countless hours playing and talking shit there, even today Went something like this Ran into such and such 2 weeks ago in town Great, how is she, haven't seen her in 7 or 8 years She's good, asked about you ....She's still got great tits Then it went downhill fast They're not saggy are they Dunno, didn't ask her to take her top off Did ya try, she's divorced, so are you, are you stupid You didn't when you had the chance I was 20, what did I know about chicks back then, still know nothing about them Then it went onto other girls we grew up with and their breasts, then and now type comparing No different to when we were in puberty Some things never change Went back to Mum's, ate like a horse(s) and took a drink of the rest of my beer and burped , then it happened, again When are you going to grow up, didn't I teach you any manners, you're just like your Dad ..... The Missus started and said to Mum You only had him as a kid, try living with him now I walked away proud
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October 1st, 2017, 12:39 PM | #116 |
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I'm so childish when I go to a restaurant by myself I like to order dinner and then say 'but I'd like to have a hot fudge sundae first.' Can't do it in front of wife or kids, bad example, etc.
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So, that's precisely why you should
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I`m so childish that ......
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Look what I've found!
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1WNhSmwT0L.jpg http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/083...g?v=1491777835 The first thing that went through my mind when I saw that was "Oh look at that! COOL!" It's the kind of thing Peter Griffin would ask Lois for Christmas. |
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Uh huh true , thoroughly childish , story
Occasionally (See often ) I stare in Oscar winning confusion at nothing when walking down the street , causing other pedestrians walking towards me to turn their heads at what they think I`m astounded by
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