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Old September 20th, 2017, 12:33 PM   #201
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When she was younger and had hair.



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What get's into their heads to do that to themselves
Disease.


(not cancer though, which was my first thought)
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Old September 22nd, 2017, 02:36 PM   #203
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What get's into their heads to do that to themselves
Personally I think she`d have never lost her hair if she did

Bumped into her once (Ok her twice , butt then those boobs aren't minor) and asked if the hair was missing everywhere.
Like a gentleman pointed to the area I meant , although not with my finger.
Can you believe it Mate , if anything she got angry
Women , I`ll never understand them
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Thumbs down Lindsay Lohan

I'd not speak to women I really admired 20 years ago and finally became ugly because of the brutality of this life. Life is unfair and even more unfair with beautiful women.

But to me one of the most disgraceful starlet is Lindsay Lohan.
She still could be very pretty. She's not that old, but she made an incredible cosmetic destruction of her face. Plus I've seen close-up pictures of her face when she still was natural... She didn't brush her teeth. They were dirty.
Beaaarrrkkkk.

A lot of ugly girls would have paid to be pretty like her and she decided to tear it down to nothing.

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Gail Porter

When she was younger and had hair.



Not now

I'm more disturbed by her ugly tatooes than by the loss of her hairs.
I could have had a sexual affair (and even had a love story) with a bald young Gail Porter free of ugly tatooes.

When I was a teenager, I had a female friend who shaved her hair as typical female teenager rebellion act against parental authority (At that time girls didn't tatoo themselves like now ). She always was splendid.
It seems to me that one of the ultimate natural test of beauty is to shave the head of a person.
If this person still looks splendid, it's because it's a beautiful looking person.

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For me I think the accent might be a bit distracting...
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