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Old August 30th, 2017, 09:45 PM   #1751
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It looked like some long dead thing had crawled out of a grave!


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Old August 31st, 2017, 01:01 PM   #1752
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My ass is the volcano and my poop was like red lava spewing out!




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Old September 11th, 2017, 04:57 PM   #1753
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Old September 11th, 2017, 06:16 PM   #1754
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Old September 11th, 2017, 10:16 PM   #1755
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Old September 13th, 2017, 03:44 PM   #1756
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Old September 19th, 2017, 10:03 PM   #1757
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It had the shape of some African critter!


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It must have been that pumpkin spice cookie I had, just this orange liquid coming out. Yuuuuuuuch!

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