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Old September 2nd, 2018, 11:28 AM   #1
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A place where you can post your favorite songs or musics from movies, and you can even tell us why you like them. You also don't have to discuss why you're fond of these songs too if that's not your thing. Just post your good tunes.
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FIRST BLOOD



It's a Long Road

This was a song written and composed by Dan Hill and Jerry Goldsmith for the 1982 masterpiece First Blood. It perfectly fits the movie. And the lyrics are awesome.


It's a long road
When you're on your own
And it hurts when they tear your dreams apart
And every new town
Just seems to bring you down
Tryin' to find
Peace of mind
Can break your heart

It's a real war
Right outside your front door,
I tell ya
Out where they'll kill ya,
You could use a friend

Where the road is:
That's the place for me
Where I'm me
In my own space,
Where I'm free -
That's the place
I want to be

'Cause
The road is long and
Each step is only the beginning
No breaks, just heartaches
Oh man, is anybody winning?

It's a long road
And it's hard as well

Tell me what do you do to survive
When they draw first blood
That's just the start of it
Day and night
You gotta fight
To keep alive

It's a real war
Right outside your front door,
I tell ya
Out where they'll kill ya,
You could use a friend

'Cause
The road is long and
Each step is only the beginning
No breaks, just heartaches
Oh man, is anybody winning?

The road is long and
Each step is only the beginning
No breaks, just heartaches
Oh man, is anybody winning?

It's a long road,
It's a long road.

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Old September 2nd, 2018, 12:43 PM   #2
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Isaac Hayes, theme from Shaft (1971)

Unforgettable wah-wah effect on that guitar



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Simple Song #3 (Youth, directed by Paolo Sorrentino, vocals Sumi Jo)



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Pink Floyd, Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up (actually a litthe different version of Careful with That Axe, Eugene) - Zabriskie Point, Michelangelo Antonioni (1970)



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Steppenwolf, The Pusher (Easy Rider, 1969)




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The Ballad of Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson 1972
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End credits song to



Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
Give her two lips like roses and clover
And tell her that her lonely nights are over

Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
Give her the word that I'm not a rover
And tell her that her lonely nights are over

Oh, Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman bring me a dream

Oh, Sandman, bring us a dream
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
Give her two lips like roses and clover
And tell her that her lonely nights are over

Oh, Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
Give her two lips like roses and clover
And tell her that her lonely nights are over
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A great heavy metal song from the soundtrack on Wes Craven's masterpiece Shocker (1989). Who are the members of The dudes of Wrath, you may ask? Well...there's Paul Stanley from KISS, Tommy Lee from Motley Crue, Rudy Sarzo from Whitesnake, Vivian Campbell from Dio and Def Leppard, Guy Mann-Dude and the producer Desmond Child (who wrote Poison for Alice Cooper, Living On A Prayer for Bon Jovi and many, many more...). This song kicks ass, so does the entire album by the way.


See the Shadow of a Stranger
Turn around, your life's in Danger
This crazy world is in a grave Situation
Check the Children, are they sleeping ?
Will they wake from the sirens screamin ?
Don't blame the Heavens this is man's creation.

Shocker ! Shocker !
We're led like Lambs to the Slaughter
Shocker ! Shocker !
We're in the Fire and it just getting hotter

See the light it's the City burnin'
The homeless Shudder cause the leaves are turnin'
Winter's coming with it's cold compassion
A killer's loose and the dead stand trial,
Cause God's the only Witness on File
Man's Inhumanity to Man's in fashion!

We will have the Power
We will have the Glory
In our shining Hour
We will write our own Story

We will have our own World
We will have it our Way
Standing like a Tower
The Sun will shine on our Day
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Another great song from John Caffery and his band, the Brown Beavers.
Cafferty's a legend to me and this tune which ends 1986 Sly Stalone's action film Cobra totally rocks!


You better wake up, little Johnny
Better wake up real
soon
The time has come now
For me and you

Spent
those years dreaming
But the dreams didn't
last
Time is moving much too fast
Turn the radio
on

Well they built those factories
With blood,
sweat and steel
Coming down fast under
The weight of the
wheel

Hey, little Johnny
There ain't no room
for you
Tell me, Johnny
Am I getting
through?

Turn the radio on
With every
beat of the drum
Then go out in the streets
With the
voice of America's sons
There ain't no one
today
Tonight someone will play
Out in the
streets

Hear the voice of America's sons

Well,
they're fighting in the jungles
And they're
fighting in the streets
They're playing those
games
Man, they're playing for keeps

Hey,
little Johnny
When they call on you
Tell me,
Johnny
What are you gonna
do?

Turn the radio on
Turn the
radio on

Turn the radio on
With
every beat of the drum
Then go out in the streets
Hear
the voice of America's sons

Turn the radio
on
With every beat of the drum
Then go out in the
streets
Hear the voice of America's sons
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David Bowie - Cat People (Putting Out Fire)

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Colder than the moon
It's been so long
Feel my blood enraged
It's just the fear of losing you
Don't you know my name?
You've been so long
And I've been putting out the fire with gasoline
See these eyes so red
Red like jungle burning bright
Those who feel me near
Pull the blinds and change their minds
It's been so long
Still this pulsing night
A plague I call a heartbeat
Just be still with me
You wouldn't believe what I've been through
You've been so long
Well it's been so long
And I've been putting out the fire with gasoline
Putting out the fire
With gasoline
See these tears so blue
An ageless heart that can never mend
These tears can never dry
A judgment made can never bend

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Just be still with me
You wouldn't believe what I've been through
You've been so long
Well it's been so long
And I've been putting out fire with gasoline
Putting out fire with gasoline
Well it's been so long (been so long)
I've been putting out fire (been so long)
It's been so long (been so long)
Been putting out fire (been so long)
It's been so long (been so long)
Been putting out fire (been so long)
Been so long (so long, so long)
Been so long (so long, so long)
Been putting out fire (been so long, so long, so long)
Been putting out fire (been so long, so long, so long)
Been so long
Putting out fire (been so long, so long, so long)
Been putting out fire (been so long, so long, so long)
Been so long
Been so long (so long, so long)
Been so long (so long, so long)


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