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Old September 13th, 2014, 02:31 PM   #21
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Old September 18th, 2014, 03:45 AM   #22
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Which end of the daisy should go first? I would think stem ends as it would probably be more artistic and aesthetically pleasing.

Yet, if the bloom end goes first it might leave a pleasant fresh daisy scent in the bunghole.
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Noticed this in Tesco
Don't know if you're meant to skewer your dirtbox
with the bottle or use its contents for an enema







That is one of those bottles that is supposed to get in all those 'awkward little places' right??


Jeeeeeez, this thread is frightening!!!
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Old September 18th, 2014, 11:10 AM   #24
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Jeeeeeez, this thread is frightening!!!
Frightening is about right........ But spare a thought for the poor innocent Daisies that grow near tablers place
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Old September 18th, 2014, 06:20 PM   #25
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I once pushed a lady named Daisey down a flight of stairs

Does that count

Also carried her to the top again (Selflessly and with no thought to the strain it might put on my back) as noticed the woman was still breathing.

Sadly though the story ends badly

As it turns out she was fibbing about having left me the bulk of her estate
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Old September 18th, 2014, 08:33 PM   #26
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Frightening is about right........ But spare a thought for the poor innocent Daisies that grow near tablers place

Daisies are probably just about extinct round tablers 'place'! Don't they need daylight to photosynthesize??


I shudder at the thought................wonder if David Attenborough can help.....


I don't know whether Tabs, needs to see a doctor or a botanical gardener!
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Which end of the daisy should go first?
Mate, ya posted that on 09-18-2014, and I've been think about it constantly since,
Stem, petals
Petals, stem
Stem, petals
Petals, stem
Stem, petals
Petals, stem
Stem, petals
Petals, stem



Answer, is simple
Shove 2 daisies up there at same time, one with petals first and the other with the stem

Sorry tabs
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That don't look real simple to me Looks like a lot of time, effort and thought goes into it

If they were herbs, I'd say he had too much thyme on his hands.
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I hope there's a barbecue or fire hidden by that chair, or this lady has a serious flatulence problem
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I guess we have been having it just too damned easy for just too damn long.
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