April 2nd, 2009, 07:46 PM | #1 |
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If you had three wishes ?
Ok it happened ,you where staggering home after a long hard day helping keep your local public house in business during these turbulent times and you slip on the pavement. Ending up flat on your back , beside a dirty looking yet shapely bong
So naturally you roll over and give it a rub , the bong that is and KAZAM a nine foot tall Bob Marley appears in a puff of smoke , which only increases in thickness as he adds to it when he exhales then speaks "Yeeee mon , you done free me from ma slumber so now get wishes of dat triple number " So that`s the thread , what would you wish for ? Oh and just so you know Bob`s also wearing a day glow t-shirt with the sentence "Don`t be asking for more wishes or i tear you a new asshole , ay" written on it
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April 2nd, 2009, 08:28 PM | #2 |
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I'll save the rest of the male side of the human race from answering and reply on their behalf: Switchable (on/off) invisibility.
I don't think I'll need the other two wishes. |
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I'd go for living for ever, being irresistible to any woman I fancied and having the guitar playing genius of Jimi Hendrix.
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Living forever is an interesting choice, but it would be a drag watching all the people you love pass on. My wishes would be: 1. To live the remainder of my life in good health and spirits. 2. Have enough money to do what I want and not have to worry about the cost. 3. A week of total carnal bliss with Jeannie Pepper.
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1. The ability to have multiple orgasms. Well until you have a Bill hicks moment (aka you come so often that nothing but air comes out )
2. Chole Vevrier, for as long as I want and she'll do what I want. 3. An unending supply of Haagen-Daaz Macadamia Nut Brittle ice cream. |
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April 2nd, 2009, 11:30 PM | #7 |
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just one wish:
I wanna live the ever repeating day from Bill Murray`s "Groundhog Day" with Bob waking me up by shouting: "Yeeee mon , you done free me from ma slumber so now get wishes of dat triple number " btw what are your three wishes GreenSkull? |
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1. Have the ability to see the future and use it mostly to blackmail people I hate.
2. Leak unlimited quantities of liquid gold from my mammary glands. 3. Be able to eat my weight in junk food and never gain an ounce. |
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Well being an annoying slightly megalomaniac sod i`d try my best to circumvent Gennie Marley's rule and think of a wish that`d more or less make me omnipotent , so if i could get away with it i`d wish for the power to control all matter right down to the molecular level. That way i could do anything even as has already been mentioned make myself immortal , only i could also make whoever i wanted immortal as well. Hmmm actually i could do almost anything apart from turn back time , in fact i would be a GOD ! Of course knowing Bob he`d probably just listen to my first wish suck his teeth , smile and say "Nice try" There`s always wishing that Marley has short term memory loss , because then it may be possible to keep on making them without him twigging ? Naaah he`s really tear me a new one then So i`d try again wishing for the powers of Superman , as it`d be great to be able to fly .But i`d need the rest of his strengths including virtual invulnerability to protect myself from governments agencies attempting to catch and cut me up to see how i manage to fly . Might be more trouble than it`s worth ?. Hell there are so many things we could wish for . Could wish for the old world peace universal love to reign , still that`d leave everybody else walking around with dreamy looks on their faces and that might annoy me after a while ?. This is tricky , i`ll have to go think about it and get back to you. Although i find i ponder better when in a giant bed with a drunk Girls Aloud , heeeeey
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