101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 11

MaxJoker · June 26th, 2011, 12:17 AM

241. Oh i forgot to ask , you don`t mind if my family watches us do you ?

Ogri · July 24th, 2011, 07:01 AM

1) It's like throwing a banana up the high street

and on a similar note...

2) I should have asked the nurse in maternity to tighten those stitches

Ogri · July 24th, 2011, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

228. No it`s fine , i quite like fat chicks .

I wonder if the garage has fixed my bike?

**flipflop2** · July 25th, 2011, 08:07 PM

now, let's see, .... where did I put it ......?

**Mal Hombre** · July 25th, 2011, 08:08 PM

230. Is it in or not ?

**deepsepia** · July 25th, 2011, 08:29 PM

You were right, you _do_ look like your Mom

**whop** · July 25th, 2011, 10:02 PM

242. My ex used to............

**sweatyhat** · July 25th, 2011, 10:11 PM

Great the adverts are on. We've got three minutes......

BLUEDINGO · July 26th, 2011, 02:42 PM

243. I can't wait to assassinate the President.
244. Don't worry; it will grow back, I'm sure of it.
245. I've got the red mist.
246. And now, the end is near...(Sung Sid Vicious style)
247. I've brought a dog collar for you & my rabid rottweiler doesn't mind you using it.
248. Here comes another one...(Sung Monty Python style)
249. Hmmm, this reminds me of my trip down that dark, smelly sewer.
250. What passes for a woman/man these days is really amazing...
251. I must remember to dig a hole for that coffin.
252. You know, this doesn't taste too bad & it has a nice green colour...
253. I hope my health insurance covers this.

Estreeter · July 26th, 2011, 02:46 PM

255, I know we're in love and all, but how much do I owe ya when we're finished luv ?

June 26th, 2011, 12:17 AM	#101
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July 25th, 2011, 08:08 PM	#105
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,629 Times in 57,558 Posts	230. Is it in or not ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 25th, 2011, 10:11 PM	#108
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts	Great the adverts are on. We've got three minutes...... __________________

July 26th, 2011, 02:42 PM	#109
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,424 Times in 538 Posts	243. I can't wait to assassinate the President. 244. Don't worry; it will grow back, I'm sure of it. 245. I've got the red mist. 246. And now, the end is near...(Sung Sid Vicious style) 247. I've brought a dog collar for you & my rabid rottweiler doesn't mind you using it. 248. Here comes another one...(Sung Monty Python style) 249. Hmmm, this reminds me of my trip down that dark, smelly sewer. 250. What passes for a woman/man these days is really amazing... 251. I must remember to dig a hole for that coffin. 252. You know, this doesn't taste too bad & it has a nice green colour... 253. I hope my health insurance covers this. __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!"

July 26th, 2011, 02:46 PM	#110
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	255, I know we're in love and all, but how much do I owe ya when we're finished luv ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 24th, 2011, 07:01 AM	#102
Ogri Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brown Willy, Dartmoor Posts: 179 Thanks: 820 Thanked 2,265 Times in 171 Posts	1) It's like throwing a banana up the high street and on a similar note... 2) I should have asked the nurse in maternity to tighten those stitches

July 25th, 2011, 08:07 PM	#104
flipflop2 Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 340 Thanks: 37,714 Thanked 14,921 Times in 343 Posts	now, let's see, .... where did I put it ......?

July 25th, 2011, 08:29 PM	#106
deepsepia Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper left corner Posts: 7,205 Thanks: 47,953 Thanked 83,435 Times in 7,199 Posts	You were right, you _do_ look like your Mom

July 25th, 2011, 10:02 PM	#107
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	242. My ex used to............

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