Does your wife, girlfriend or partner know you are here?

[kiwi]

@ Vintage Erotic Forums?

My wife does. But refuses to par-take in mutual fun. We tried it once. F. disaster. All she did was criticize various parts of various women ... 'her feet are a bit fat, aren't they?' - this is while she trying to jerk me off 'Look! she's got a big spot on her ass!' etc etc...Never tried again.


So I am permitted to looking but I am not allowed to jerk off, that is absolutely forbidden! And at the age I am, she knows if I jerked-off when it comes to her fun times. I better be hard, rock solid & have some seed to squoosh (or dribble, I'm getting older...) into or over her.

She's a corporate lawyer too If I ever jerk-off, I am out on my ass, bros. Divorced & crucified simultaneously

So does your better-half know you are here?

[billybunter]

It would be difficult for BB to hide that he's on VEF. I have a big pile of girly mags next to me waiting to be scanned she doesn't mind at all, she reckons we're a bunch of wankers

[Sharkhunter]

Mrs Sharky doesn't know I am on here or any of the other pr0n-related forums I frequent, but she does know I occasionally download stuff and is aware of the rather substantial stash of girlie mags in the wardrobe. She doesn't care either way, and as I don't let things interfere with our relationship it's not an issue. There's the occasional problem of my not being "capable" when she gets a bit frisky and I happen to have just knocked one out, but a couple of hours recharging always does the trick...

If she were to indulge in my online perusing, I am sure - like Mrs Kiwi - she'd start picking on the faults of the various women. This is fine when we are flicking through the cheapo Sky channels and laughing at the nasty tattoos and fake tits, but if she were to start getting picky about some of the girls I regular bash the bishop to... lol.

[MaxJoker]

Only once made the mistake of telling a then GF about my online activities , it was in late 2008 and i was quite drunk after having several pints of a local beer called Just the job or something ? (It was to do with work , anyway it was an odd name but tasted great).
We were staying in Cornwall at a hotel called Barclay House , second evening in and all was cool. That is it had been until i spoke about the forum .

As no sooner had the words slurred out my mouth and into her ears than her entire face changed into a look of total suspicion and disapproval. Fair to say the next few days were ones of great discomfort for me , never more so as she dragged me around in an attempt to find an internet cafe in some of the sleepiest seaside towns on the planet !.

Ended up discovering one in a weird out of the way newsagents seven miles from Looe , wasn`t an actual internet cafe though they just had a bendy plastic chair and an old PC in the corner by the till .

For a moment she was at last happy , but i didn`t give her my username or password so was totally screwed.

Which was more than i was those last five days


Women ? , never tell em nuffink !

[Gbnf]

Reminds me of an old Lenny Bruce anecdote:

'Deny, deny, deny - even if they have pictures - deny!'

[chupachups]

The GF is fine about it...

well, I say fine, with the exception of one occurance when I left a screen unlocked and she saw a VEF page where one of the HC actresses looked exactly like her

she flew into a strop, which with her means "no more talking and no more smiling", whilst in the strop, she closed down all my browser tabs, deleted everything queued for download, and everything in the downloaded folder

In the end she forgave me, but told me not to leave stuff like that on full view, and she was definately not going to try any of "those acrobatics"

[Legsman]

Mrs. Legsman knows I frequent this and sites like this. Thankfully she has always been very open to me getting my visual jollies. As long as it doesn't interfere with us, she is fine with it. Occasionally she will look with me. She appears to be more into porno movies than still pictures. Her big thing is the girls have to look like they love getting laid more than anything else. A woman can be downright flawless in appearance and she'll say so, but if it looks like she is just collecting a check, she'll cut her down. Conversely, an average looking chick with numerous flaws can knock us both out of the park if it looks like the chick is really loving getting boned and appears to have forgotten the cameras are there. In some ways, she looks at porn much the same way I do, but to a far lesser extent. And also, I'm far more into the visual of a beautiful naked, getting boned woman than she is.

[Estreeter]

NO,
It's something she cannot relate too. About 2 weeks ago she commented that I seem too be spending more time on the internet than I once did, So I told her I joined a political forum, she despises politics a little less than smut, so I should be safe there.
Technically I ain't lying either, politics is discussed here from time too time

[anklebiter]

Mama knows I love porn, but if I've been watching and come to bed horny, she won't give it up.She says I'm thinking about the other women.Even though we both know, I still hide it.

This here is the difference between men and women.If I thought it would make her want sex more often, I'd loop porn on the TV 24/7

[chupachups]

Originally Posted by anklebiter

Mama knows I love porn, but if I've been watching and come to bed horny, she won't give it up.She says I'm thinking about the other women.Even though we both know, I still hide it.

This here is the difference between men and women.If I thought it would make her want sex more often, I'd loop porn on the TV 24/7

In my experience porn does appeal to women, you just need to find what type she likes, and introduce it gently

Even my frigid ex-wife always "put-out" when the porn was brought into view, but she only liked the lesbian and orgy stuff. Go figure it out why she is now the ex-wife - who mentioned rug-muncher ?