X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 62

**palo5** · February 6th, 2019, 06:35 AM

701. Men never get cramp in their hands when trying to masturbate on a bored woman's face

**jomama** · February 6th, 2019, 09:37 PM

702. women always keep a straight face when telling a guy that they want his big cock inside them

**jomama** · February 10th, 2019, 09:45 PM

703. men don't have to buy women drinks just to get rejected

**CARLTON BROWN** · February 12th, 2019, 04:08 PM

704. Older porn actresses never simply fade away, they usually die in car crashes, kill themselves or vanish in mysterious circumstances.

705. The next big thing in porn movies might be gender neutral actors, if anyone can make this exciting enough for the majority of adult entertainment enthusiasts.

706. No porn actors have ever (that I'm aware) been nominated for Oscars or Baftas.

707. Male actors with massive cocks like Peter North and Danny D, do not need Viagra to get rock hard with any women (or possibly men), irrespective of their age or appearance.

**jomama** · February 12th, 2019, 11:10 PM

708. women don't have to compete with video games for the guys attention

**steamjon** · February 13th, 2019, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

706. No porn actors have ever (that I'm aware) been nominated for Oscars or Baftas.

709. There was that clip of Jennifer Lawrence I once saw on the net

**jomama** · February 15th, 2019, 12:21 AM

710. Women don't complain when a guy pushes her head down on his junk

**HugoHackenbush** · February 26th, 2019, 10:54 PM

711. It does not matter how hot, heavy and breathless a lesbian encounter is...the women will immediately disengage from each other if a man walks in the room.

**palo5** · February 26th, 2019, 11:15 PM

712. Women don't care about their own orgasms, and break off regularly to give blow-jobs, even if the dick has been turking (assfucking) her, yuck yuck

713. Women don't want sperm in their vaginas where it belongs, but in their faces (how did nature get this wrong)

Estreeter · February 27th, 2019, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

712. Women don't care about their own orgasms

I don't care about theirs either

February 6th, 2019, 09:37 PM	#612
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February 10th, 2019, 09:45 PM	#613
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February 26th, 2019, 10:54 PM	#618
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CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,669 Thanked 35,620 Times in 3,211 Posts	704. Older porn actresses never simply fade away, they usually die in car crashes, kill themselves or vanish in mysterious circumstances. 705. The next big thing in porn movies might be gender neutral actors, if anyone can make this exciting enough for the majority of adult entertainment enthusiasts. 706. No porn actors have ever (that I'm aware) been nominated for Oscars or Baftas. 707. Male actors with massive cocks like Peter North and Danny D, do not need Viagra to get rock hard with any women (or possibly men), irrespective of their age or appearance.

February 26th, 2019, 11:15 PM	#619
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	712. Women don't care about their own orgasms, and break off regularly to give blow-jobs, even if the dick has been turking (assfucking) her, yuck yuck 713. Women don't want sperm in their vaginas where it belongs, but in their faces (how did nature get this wrong)