Epic Scenes Of Madness And Stupidity You (Have To) Observe While Riding Your Car.

**TommySwiftJr.** · April 11th, 2014, 04:24 PM

Not a single day that I'm not feeling the urge to just jump out of my car and slap someone. Tough read, I know, since I'm a laidback driver. Just wishing to get from A to B without any attacks on my nervs. If only the freaks would stay away.

Anyway, my alltime TOP 3: (I'll start with #3 for the suspense of it..)

#3: Three lane motorway, I'm in the middle lane, watching this car in front of me performing a crazy curvy style, sometimes getting even slower and almost touching a truck on the right lane. Yes, he/she is texting. Important thing. I must understand.

#2: Three lane motorway, there is no car around me except 600 meters ahead a truck on the right lane and a car driving maybe 10 meters behind the truck. No joke, as I said, ALL lanes are free, nobody is chasing me or stuff and behind myself all lanes are superclear. What does this damn car do which drives behind the truck? Approx 20 meters before I pass it, it turns in my lane. Couldn't wait another two seconds. Decision is decision. I must understand.

#1: Busy friday, motorway is PACKED, I try go keep the pace on the middle lane, when suddenly: a fast car from the left lane jumps right into the space that I had left to the car in front of me and BRAKES!

Oh, phonecall, let's forget about the world around us, yes? Important thing. I must understand.

Ahhhh....... feels SO great every time to arrive home in one piece and having survived all this once again.

Any experiences you wish to share? This is the place.

**billybunter** · April 11th, 2014, 08:24 PM

I was behind a car one time, it was swaying a bit I thought the driver was drunk. I'm driving a van so I over take and look in, a woman is chatting on her mobile whilst reading a magazine resting on the steering wheel

driving at about 60mph

I laughed but got out of her way. Multi tasking they call it

**AmateurEmale** · May 17th, 2014, 10:44 PM

The only stupid thing I have to endure is: every, single, day I drive from where I live now to Colerain Township: Driving down Springdale Road, I pass this house where religious crazies live, of the type who'd probably want to censor VEF if they knew about it. They have an old "Chabot for Congress" sign that's apparently been up on their dilapidated barn for the past 20 years (1994-2014), from when he was first running for Congress. They also have anti-abortion and "Men's Bible Study" advertisements displayed prominently. They've been trying to sell their dinky house for two or three years now, but nobody wants to buy it. Could it be that it looks like dreck?

**biggus-dickus** · May 18th, 2014, 02:04 PM

I once spotted a man eating spaghetti while driving.

MaxJoker · May 18th, 2014, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus-dickus

I once spotted a man eating spaghetti while driving.

Hah that`s where you`re wrong !.

It was linguine

**Miss80sPorn** · May 18th, 2014, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommyMilfiger

Not a single day that I'm not feeling the urge to just jump out of my car and slap someone. Tough read, I know, since I'm a laidback driver. Just wishing to get from A to B without any attacks on my nervs. If only the freaks would stay away.

Oh man there Tommy, you need to toughen up there son. There's not one single bloody day on my commute to and from work that I don't experience some sort of moronic motorist that thinks he's more important than the rest and that we all need to get out of his way before he pulls some stupid move that threatens someone else. To list them all I'd need the next 20 pages.

I, myself, play a full 18 piece drum kit to get thru madness as you put it on any given day. I find it keeps my boiling point down to a minimum. The rest of the time there's a lot of cussing and bird flips.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommyMilfiger

Ahhhh....... feels SO great every time to arrive home in one piece and having survived all this once again.

Hey that's great news. We all need time to unwind from the ordeal.
After all, it all begins again the next morn

**TommySwiftJr.** · May 18th, 2014, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Hah that`s where you`re wrong !.

It was linguine

Good point, Max!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss80sPorn

some sort of moronic motorist that thinks he's more important than the rest and that we all need to get out of his way before he pulls some stupid move that threatens someone else. To list them all I'd need the next 20 pages.

I knew I couldn't be the only one to observe this. Where do those people live AND who educated them?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss80sPorn

I, myself, play a full 18 piece drum kit to get thru madness as you put it on any given day. I find it keeps my boiling point down to a minimum. The rest of the time there's a lot of cussing and bird flips.

Sounds like a great plan. Rimshots included I guess..

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Originally Posted by Miss80sPorn

After all, it all begins again the next morn

Yay, tomorrow Monday! Madness will start all over!

nckgmd · May 22nd, 2014, 08:49 AM

I have one bad experience and one very hot one. The first the bad one. I had a vehicle coming towards me on a country road at night from a distance you could see one headlight full head light then half like a half moon. As I got closer it was a car with one headlight swerving and he aimed directly at me.. I hit the brakes and u turned and chased after him. He then drove very straight my mate wanted me to drive along side so he could throw a beer bottle at him.. I said no we will go to the Police. It was only a country Police station and there was this woman there. I told her what happened and she said go to the next major town. When I was talking to her there was this guy watching us from a car park across the other side of the road. I started to freak out. He aimed his car at first I thought he was drunk or on drugs but he mustn't of been. He had the ability to think straight enough that he might get in trouble. I think he was trying to kill himself and take someone with him.... Freaky
The hot one was I was coming home from work on a very hot day 40 c over 100 f and the traffic was soooo banked up heading towards a roundabout. I could see no roadworks. I was so annoyed and everyone was going really slow. As I turned right I could see why. A real Honey of a Blonde about 19 wearing some type of white lycra (spandex) figure hugging dress and becaus eof the bright sun you could see she wasn't wearing anything under it.... I think I went slower than everyone else..

MaxJoker · May 22nd, 2014, 01:44 PM

Regularly seeing blokes texting while driving

Although big surprise, nine times out of ten by far the worst offenders are women.

I mean what's so desperate that you can't wait until you're either parked, or if needs be and to pass the time, stuck in a queue.

Sheesh to take your eyes off the road simply to no doubt send something as vitally important as "U R GRT LOL" is asking for trouble , and risking the lives of others

Mind It's not all bad news

As sometimes a woman can be so distracted she doesn't notice my hand dipping in the open window stealing her purse ,as I curb crawl by

Heeeeeeeey don't look at me like that

I make sure it`s a fair exchange.

As I cop a feel too

Estreeter · May 22nd, 2014, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus-dickus

I once spotted a man eating spaghetti while driving.

That would be quite acceptable in my world .... provided the chick in the passenger seat was feeding it too him

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TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,085 Times in 3,078 Posts	Epic Scenes Of Madness And Stupidity You (Have To) Observe While Riding Your Car. Not a single day that I'm not feeling the urge to just jump out of my car and slap someone. Tough read, I know, since I'm a laidback driver. Just wishing to get from A to B without any attacks on my nervs. If only the freaks would stay away. Anyway, my alltime TOP 3: (I'll start with #3 for the suspense of it..) #3: Three lane motorway, I'm in the middle lane, watching this car in front of me performing a crazy curvy style, sometimes getting even slower and almost touching a truck on the right lane. Yes, he/she is texting. Important thing. I must understand. #2: Three lane motorway, there is no car around me except 600 meters ahead a truck on the right lane and a car driving maybe 10 meters behind the truck. No joke, as I said, ALL lanes are free, nobody is chasing me or stuff and behind myself all lanes are superclear. What does this damn car do which drives behind the truck? Approx 20 meters before I pass it, it turns in my lane. Couldn't wait another two seconds. Decision is decision. I must understand. #1: Busy friday, motorway is PACKED, I try go keep the pace on the middle lane, when suddenly: a fast car from the left lane jumps right into the space that I had left to the car in front of me and BRAKES! Oh, phonecall, let's forget about the world around us, yes? Important thing. I must understand. Ahhhh....... feels SO great every time to arrive home in one piece and having survived all this once again. Any experiences you wish to share? This is the place. __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	I was behind a car one time, it was swaying a bit I thought the driver was drunk. I'm driving a van so I over take and look in, a woman is chatting on her mobile whilst reading a magazine resting on the steering wheel driving at about 60mph I laughed but got out of her way. Multi tasking they call it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	The only stupid thing I have to endure is: every, single, day I drive from where I live now to Colerain Township: Driving down Springdale Road, I pass this house where religious crazies live, of the type who'd probably want to censor VEF if they knew about it. They have an old "Chabot for Congress" sign that's apparently been up on their dilapidated barn for the past 20 years (1994-2014), from when he was first running for Congress. They also have anti-abortion and "Men's Bible Study" advertisements displayed prominently. They've been trying to sell their dinky house for two or three years now, but nobody wants to buy it. Could it be that it looks like dreck?

May 22nd, 2014, 08:49 AM	#8
nckgmd Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 325 Thanks: 736 Thanked 2,359 Times in 295 Posts	I have one bad experience and one very hot one. The first the bad one. I had a vehicle coming towards me on a country road at night from a distance you could see one headlight full head light then half like a half moon. As I got closer it was a car with one headlight swerving and he aimed directly at me.. I hit the brakes and u turned and chased after him. He then drove very straight my mate wanted me to drive along side so he could throw a beer bottle at him.. I said no we will go to the Police. It was only a country Police station and there was this woman there. I told her what happened and she said go to the next major town. When I was talking to her there was this guy watching us from a car park across the other side of the road. I started to freak out. He aimed his car at first I thought he was drunk or on drugs but he mustn't of been. He had the ability to think straight enough that he might get in trouble. I think he was trying to kill himself and take someone with him.... Freaky The hot one was I was coming home from work on a very hot day 40 c over 100 f and the traffic was soooo banked up heading towards a roundabout. I could see no roadworks. I was so annoyed and everyone was going really slow. As I turned right I could see why. A real Honey of a Blonde about 19 wearing some type of white lycra (spandex) figure hugging dress and becaus eof the bright sun you could see she wasn't wearing anything under it.... I think I went slower than everyone else..