Confessions : what you got away with or did? - Page 3

Lord Of The Sith · May 24th, 2014, 12:36 AM

If I tell you, I am not getting away with it anymore.

Ogri · May 24th, 2014, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord Of The Sith

If I tell you, I am not getting away with it anymore.

That may be so in your case, but in mine, names have been changed to protect the guilty...

**otokonomidori** · May 25th, 2014, 12:32 AM

I was once commended for extinguishing a fire in one of Her Majesty's Dockyards but it was actually me that had caused the blaze- I kept quiet because I thought it might be a capital offence.

nckgmd · May 28th, 2014, 01:15 PM

For some reason not thinking turning off the mains water to the factory I worked at... This blew up the fridge unit.... It needed constant water to cool it. I told one of the maintenance guys and he said "keep your mouth shut".. I should of been sacked.. It brought production down to a quarter they had to run 3 shifts for a month.. A company that could hardly afford it.. This is one of the many bad thing's that I did that brought my company to its knees... This was the only unintentional one though... I wanted to be a great employee but from the start they bullied me... I taught them a lesson...

**haroldeye** · May 28th, 2014, 05:22 PM

How many workers lost their jobs when you taught the management a lesson?

nckgmd · May 29th, 2014, 11:56 AM

My boss was a cheap skate. I know bosses cut cost etc but this guy was a complete a/hole. towards the end he started to do illegal things. One of my many jobs running the plating plant was to monitor effluent. The Ph. could not go below 4 or above 8. We had good test papers and a proper electric Ph. monitor. But as instructed I used the paper's for the most part. He changed suppliers of papers to something worse than what a government school would give chemistry students. I just wrote what it looked like. Next thing you know I walk into the Lab and there's 5 government guys with a beaker of effluent and the reading 11. My boss said how come it's 11 and you have written 6.. All these guy's looked pissed at me..Very pissed. I tore off a strip of this cheap shit test paper stuck it in the beaker and said what does it look like to you??? They said yes it does look like 6. These paper's are crap is this is what your boss is supplying you? I said yep. Then all these government guys were trying to give me Ph test paper. As I left the lab their attention and pissed off mood turned towards my boss... BTW. You know how I used to control the Ph. of the plant... Too acidic dump a whole lot of caustic soda down the drain... Too alkaline dump a whole lot of sulphuric acid down the drain. It was a step up in environmental steps though because just before I started there if you wanted to dump a tank, run a very long hose to the vacant block along side of the factory.....

nckgmd · May 30th, 2014, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by haroldeye

How many workers lost their jobs when you taught the management a lesson?

Funny thing is that the whole company felt the same.... Everyone started to ruin the place... It was absolutely amazing.. I started it but the worker's were so fed up with the boss the attitude the mantra was let's bring this place down from the inside... I will tell you know the first couple of years I worked extremely hard for him even putting in time after I should of knocked off. No overtime pay and he just treated you like dirt.. When he started to do illegal thing's like under pay, make you work for you breaks and not fix dangerous things... I mean really dangerous things I thought fuck it. I always put in a genuine effort at work for my bosses but never have I ever been treated like the way he treated his workers. The fact is the government employment agency warned young guys not to seek work there because of all the bad reports they heard. Also my Uncle who ran a big company in the area knew of these guys and said WTF are you working for theses a/holes.....

**blondifan** · May 30th, 2014, 03:18 PM

A great email from another non-believer.

**vo1v0d** · May 1st, 2021, 04:07 AM

All very impressive but nothing compared with what I got away with. Getting the colour of GF eyes wrong after we had been together for two years. I suppose after two years she was used to the fact my mouth is bigger than my head.

May 24th, 2014, 12:36 AM	#21
Lord Of The Sith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 417 Thanks: 379 Thanked 3,180 Times in 398 Posts	If I tell you, I am not getting away with it anymore. __________________ Our perception defines our reality

May 30th, 2014, 03:18 PM	#28
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,003 Thanked 60,213 Times in 4,401 Posts	Caution: Do not read if deeply religious... or be a hypochristian. A great email from another non-believer.

May 25th, 2014, 12:32 AM	#23
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,318 Thanks: 39,032 Thanked 122,444 Times in 8,318 Posts	I was once commended for extinguishing a fire in one of Her Majesty's Dockyards but it was actually me that had caused the blaze- I kept quiet because I thought it might be a capital offence.

May 28th, 2014, 01:15 PM	#24
nckgmd Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 325 Thanks: 736 Thanked 2,359 Times in 295 Posts	For some reason not thinking turning off the mains water to the factory I worked at... This blew up the fridge unit.... It needed constant water to cool it. I told one of the maintenance guys and he said "keep your mouth shut".. I should of been sacked.. It brought production down to a quarter they had to run 3 shifts for a month.. A company that could hardly afford it.. This is one of the many bad thing's that I did that brought my company to its knees... This was the only unintentional one though... I wanted to be a great employee but from the start they bullied me... I taught them a lesson...

May 28th, 2014, 05:22 PM	#25
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,718 Thanks: 113,623 Thanked 59,994 Times in 5,710 Posts	How many workers lost their jobs when you taught the management a lesson?

May 29th, 2014, 11:56 AM	#26
nckgmd Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 325 Thanks: 736 Thanked 2,359 Times in 295 Posts	My boss was a cheap skate. I know bosses cut cost etc but this guy was a complete a/hole. towards the end he started to do illegal things. One of my many jobs running the plating plant was to monitor effluent. The Ph. could not go below 4 or above 8. We had good test papers and a proper electric Ph. monitor. But as instructed I used the paper's for the most part. He changed suppliers of papers to something worse than what a government school would give chemistry students. I just wrote what it looked like. Next thing you know I walk into the Lab and there's 5 government guys with a beaker of effluent and the reading 11. My boss said how come it's 11 and you have written 6.. All these guy's looked pissed at me..Very pissed. I tore off a strip of this cheap shit test paper stuck it in the beaker and said what does it look like to you??? They said yes it does look like 6. These paper's are crap is this is what your boss is supplying you? I said yep. Then all these government guys were trying to give me Ph test paper. As I left the lab their attention and pissed off mood turned towards my boss... BTW. You know how I used to control the Ph. of the plant... Too acidic dump a whole lot of caustic soda down the drain... Too alkaline dump a whole lot of sulphuric acid down the drain. It was a step up in environmental steps though because just before I started there if you wanted to dump a tank, run a very long hose to the vacant block along side of the factory.....

May 1st, 2021, 04:07 AM	#29
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,360 Thanks: 42,772 Thanked 61,572 Times in 7,575 Posts	All very impressive but nothing compared with what I got away with. Getting the colour of GF eyes wrong after we had been together for two years. I suppose after two years she was used to the fact my mouth is bigger than my head.