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March 11th, 2017, 03:50 PM | #12051 |
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What's black and swings through trees ?
Tarzan's Coalman.
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March 12th, 2017, 12:13 PM | #12052 |
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Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: Mine. |
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A young Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home to meet his family for the first time.
He walks in and says "this is Amanda"......His father jumps up and shouts "its a fucking what??" |
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March 12th, 2017, 12:56 PM | #12054 |
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Remember when you could get things for free?
You have to pay for everything these days, even air for tyres costs 20p I guess that's inflation for you |
March 12th, 2017, 02:28 PM | #12055 |
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"Puns. Why did it have to be puns?"
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March 12th, 2017, 05:25 PM | #12056 |
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I was asked to provide the initial of the first name and the last name of my favourite philosopher.
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March 12th, 2017, 05:27 PM | #12057 |
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVDs, except one...
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March 12th, 2017, 10:55 PM | #12058 |
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Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table off-topic, sorry on-topic: question: What is blue, but not as heavy? answer: lightblue... Last edited by Jack Rabbit; March 13th, 2017 at 02:08 PM.. |
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March 13th, 2017, 08:44 PM | #12060 |
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