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Old May 22nd, 2016, 01:38 PM   #1781
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...with eggs and the indigestible fried tomato and, for the daring, the inedible "black pudding".
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Old May 22nd, 2016, 01:54 PM   #1782
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It isn't? Why not?
Despite their manly outgoing appearances they are actually both quite sensitive -- not to mention that its one way to get oneself on the outside looking in!

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Old May 22nd, 2016, 02:21 PM   #1783
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Hey just because E and WB are into the "A" thing that is no cause to go slinging names at them!
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BAWE correct me if I`m wrong, but doesn't a sheep make that sound just saying

I was just kidding , get it , about correcting me
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Hey just because E and WB are into the "A" thing that is no cause to go slinging names at them!
Er, hang on, can we leave this particular "a" out of it?
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Old May 22nd, 2016, 03:58 PM   #1785
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If you take those letters and rearrange them you get
BAWE correct me if I`m wrong, but doesn't a sheep make that sound just saying

I believe Scottish sheep go BAWE ... US sheep simply go Baa.
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Old May 24th, 2016, 03:36 AM   #1786
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Always thought he was underrated.


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Tis their accent laddie ... BAWE.
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