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Old March 29th, 2016, 11:39 AM   #1361
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Contrary to belief, penal colonies are inhabited by gays and other penis preferring individuals, as it also stands to reason that Analysts make prime candidates for anal.
I would think that buttsex would hurt. Unless on the giving end of it I suppose.
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Old March 29th, 2016, 01:32 PM   #1362
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Contrary to belief, penal colonies are inhabited by gays and other penis preferring individuals, as it also stands to reason that Analysts make prime candidates for anal.
...even so, in my defence it has been nigh on 150 years since the last convict ship arrived in this penal colony.
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Old March 29th, 2016, 01:52 PM   #1363
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I would think that buttsex would hurt. Unless on the giving end of it I suppose.
There is an alternative.

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Old March 29th, 2016, 03:05 PM   #1364
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I would think that buttsex would hurt. Unless on the giving end of it I suppose.
That has nothing to do with having itchy balls .... and scratching them in public
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Old March 29th, 2016, 11:07 PM   #1365
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That has nothing to do with having itchy balls .... and scratching them in public
I heard about someone with that problem.


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Wow!!! Who is he? Does he do anal?

Asking for a friend.
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Old March 30th, 2016, 01:43 AM   #1367
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i wish i had more friends like you ...

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i wish i had more friends like you ...

Whoa who's that dud with the glasses and haircut?

Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh that's Justin Beemer. He invented sheisse porn.

Oh yeah. huh huh huh huh huh huh. He's friends with dumbassgo. I thought he looked cool.

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Old March 30th, 2016, 12:26 PM   #1369
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...even so, in my defence it has been nigh on 150 years since the last convict ship arrived in this penal colony.
...And being no women aboard I'll give you one guess as to how they occupied their time on the voyage.
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Sorry guys, no anal here!

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