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Old March 27th, 2016, 03:20 PM   #1341
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Old March 27th, 2016, 03:23 PM   #1342
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The World wants them !! and we want them nowwwww
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Old March 27th, 2016, 03:30 PM   #1343
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I don't care of the World wants them, It's gotta be approved by Greenman first
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Old March 27th, 2016, 04:06 PM   #1344
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And now for something completely off topic to your post
But slightly on topic with the main topic of this thread.

A personal experience I had today ..... So, sit back, and completely ignore my post as it might get lengthy

Put a picture in your head of a lady , maybe 55 years old, shaved head, wearing a frock that hippies wore in the sixties and, well, dog ugly. Well she was ugly to me but beauty is in the eyes of the beholder I guess She had to be a lesbian IMO,


I was filling that baby up today on the way to Mums..... and that ugly lookin' Lesbian who was on the opposite pump filling up her Eco friendly piece of crap for no reason decided to have a shot at me for driving a V8 in today's day and age I don't know why she started on that, but I figured she must be a Green voter also.

So, I was polite, asked her to mind her own business and go and get her plastic dildo made from oil and ram it up her butt Only then did my Missus intervene and told me to stop being vulgar in public

Men can't win, I didn't start it, I asked her to pleasure herself and in the end I'm the guilty party

Please help me What did I do wrong
The proper answer would simply be. "I see your point Luv, but there ain't no replacement for displacement." Then wink at the wife and smile.
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Old March 27th, 2016, 06:05 PM   #1345
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The only Greenman --accept no substitutes, approves this request
^^^^Greenman has spoken
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Old March 28th, 2016, 02:50 PM   #1346
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^^^^Greenman has spoken
Can you prove that Greenman spoke ?
I didn't hear him , and I`m sure some of the others didn't hear him also .

So Winebeavis it is on you to prove that he spoke , and if Greenman even exists , I think he is like the boogeyman a figment of every ones imagination something the Mods use to tell members to frighten them .
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and if Greenman even exists ,:
WB can find a way he exists...

I have my evidence right here

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My blood pressure was 135/70 last week and I don't have diabetes but I don't remember the last time I had a hard on in the morning - in fact I don't remember the last time I had a hard on!!
WHere's all that blood gone ??
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Old March 28th, 2016, 03:08 PM   #1348
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...and if Greenman even exists , I think he is like the boogeyman a figment of every ones imagination something the Mods use to tell members to frighten them
According to yabingle: "The Greenman is, as present scientific knowledge allows, in human form a man but not necessarily green and, like the grim reaper, not normally seen but when you do, it's time."
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Old March 28th, 2016, 03:17 PM   #1349
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WB can find a way he exists...

I have my evidence right here
My point exactly , you a mod , saying the Greenman does exist and we should just take your word .
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My point exactly , you a mod , saying the Greenman does exist and we should just take your word .
Correct

You should also take our word for it that there are No Shemales.... it's all done with special effects and trick photography ..... plus a very sick mind.
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