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Unrealistic wishes:
1) That all the problematic physical and biological rules on this planet change to make our world, a funny world. (We finally find the universal mouvement, no more pollution, no more loss of raw materials, we don't need to eat, breathing give to all the living creatures enough energy to live, move, etc...) 2) If point 1 becomes true, then that all the living creatures evolve according to these new rules (no more murders, parasitisms, etc...) 3) Having a perpetual romantic love story with the woman of my dream. |
June 17th, 2017, 02:02 PM | #153 |
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If you had three wishes ?
1) reppow to finally know a female in the biblical sense ,
2) To then marry that female , 3) For her to fulfill every one of his warped fantasies , plus always confuse centimeters for inches.
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January 21st, 2018, 04:22 PM | #154 |
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1. Upcoming winning lottery numbers
2. Beach house in Thailand 3. Rocki Roads |
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January 21st, 2018, 07:17 PM | #155 |
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Think big be big is my theory.
Give the people of earth Wrap drive to travel to the starts! |
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January 22nd, 2018, 02:31 PM | #156 |
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If you had three wishes ?
1) Every Veteran to find a million in their bank account today
2) All politicians to suddenly develop actual proper human empathy 3) An extra little something for myself
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January 22nd, 2018, 08:03 PM | #157 | |
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January 23rd, 2018, 04:11 PM | #158 |
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Please note , failure to pay said service charge by the end of today may result in your own end being sown shut then getting force fed multiple helpings of prune curry
Well measuring them together adds up to a stonking envy inducing (If you`re a male Lilliputian) four inches
Excellent. Although of course you do understand there is a million and five grand service charge. Hell yes , I come from the Greenman school of generosity
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1. a clean pair of underpants.
2. peace, love & understanding among all peoples. 3. another 100 wishes. |
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First wish.- The ability to time travel
Second wish: The ability to become invisible Third wish: The ability to speak and understand every language that exist and have existed. |
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